{"id":5266,"date":"2011-06-15T22:25:45","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T12:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=5266"},"modified":"2014-05-20T20:08:45","modified_gmt":"2014-05-20T10:08:45","slug":"the-coles-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=5266","title":{"rendered":"The Coles Apple"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/colesapple.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5267 aligncenter\" title=\"colesapple\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/colesapple.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"504\" height=\"378\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/colesapple.jpg 630w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/colesapple-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 504px) 100vw, 504px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is an apple sitting on my desk at work.\u00a0 I bought it from Coles in January and it&#8217;s been sitting there, out in the open, for six months.\u00a0 In that time, its lost none of its colour or its firmness.\u00a0 It has the same resiliency to decomposition as food from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/url?sa=t&amp;source=web&amp;cd=1&amp;ved=0CBkQFjAA&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Fs%2Fyblog_upshot%2F20101012%2Fbs_yblog_upshot%2Fmcdonalds-happy-meal-resists-decomposition-for-six-months&amp;rct=j&amp;q=mcdonalds%20burger%20experiment&amp;ei=EqP4TenhDo6kuAOhvKGDDA&amp;usg=AFQjCNFXiTOGyvT6DI2nHcup2OR375Kc7A&amp;sig2=020yxozoRenw4QLIH7QE-g&amp;cad=rja\">McDonalds<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what preservatives they put in the fruit at Coles to give it this incredible longevity?\u00a0 It creeps me out a little bit. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/emot-stare.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5268\" title=\"emot-stare\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/emot-stare.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an apple sitting on my desk at work.\u00a0 I bought it from Coles in January and it&#8217;s been sitting there, out in the open, for six months.\u00a0 In that time, its lost none of its colour or its firmness.\u00a0 It has the same resiliency to decomposition as food from McDonalds. I wonder what &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":5267,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,415],"tags":[959,492],"class_list":["post-5266","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-food-and-drink","tag-coles","tag-fruit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5266","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5266"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5266\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5271,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5266\/revisions\/5271"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5267"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5266"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5266"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5266"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}