{"id":55,"date":"2001-06-02T20:29:56","date_gmt":"2001-06-02T10:29:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buytheinternet.org\/?p=55"},"modified":"2009-05-28T20:33:39","modified_gmt":"2009-05-28T10:33:39","slug":"theres-no-such-thing-as-stupid-ideas-only-stupid-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s no such thing as stupid ideas, only stupid people"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now, before I start, I&#8217;d like to apologise profusely to any and all who read this site, and to the other members for not posting anything these past&#8230;bloody hell! 13 days? The FTP program that I was using (Cute FTP, full version) suddenly kicked the bucket and refused to connect to the ftp server. And now, for some reason it can. Actually, there&#8217;s a very good reason why it can, but it&#8217;s really quite a superficial reason. Something to do with me not putting ftp:\/\/ at the beginning of the address. That kind of thing.<\/p>\n<p>Also, the site was due for another archive. So it&#8217;s archived.<\/p>\n<p>Now&#8230;what have I been doing for the past 13 days? Well, most of you would probably have noticed that I&#8217;ve been posting on this site, as well as getting ready for exams and stuff. School&#8217;s finished for life. I&#8217;ve been&#8230;sleeping lots. Yeah. I think that&#8217;s it so far. So now that I&#8217;m on holiday, I&#8217;ve been very busy doing nothing in particular. However, I&#8217;ve got plenty of spare time to update Dis&#8230;I mean, this site.<\/p>\n<p>I still haven&#8217;t got any pictures from the JIS graduation that are worth scanning and publishing. I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s likely I ever will. So, no feature I suppose. Pat should be doing something soon though, on his grad event.<\/p>\n<p>Now, Edo&#8217;s somewhat naive, cheerful and simplistic views lately have been&#8230;disturbing. He&#8217;s been showing all the exuberance and enthusiasm of a puppy. He was asking why Sophie and Dian don&#8217;t hang out with each other 24\/7 anymore, and whether it was a falling out. &#8220;Ask her round for dinner,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Get them to patch things up.&#8221; Right. I see. He couldn&#8217;t believe that we as a family don&#8217;t sit together for dinner. Or give each other &#8216;family hugs&#8217;, for that matter. Ech. Family hugs.<\/p>\n<p>He should be back in Brunei by now. Why he&#8217;s so excited about coming back I have no idea. Brunei never changes. It&#8217;s reliable. You can expect it to be pretty much the same a year or two from now. We&#8217;ll still be desperately throwing parties every so often, trying to convince ourselves that we&#8217;re actually having a great time. We&#8217;ll still be ingesting as much alcohol as we can take in the shortest amount of time, in the reckless and grotesque overindulgence of a child who, having tried something new for the first time, is unable to control his consumption and exposure to that new concept. There&#8217;s a certain lack of self-control with the expatriate teenage &#8216;party scene&#8217;. And as Rod hinted many times in his posts, there&#8217;ll also be a sense of despair about each party, as we come to the realisation that it isn&#8217;t as fun or as successful as we had initially thought.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll stop there, as I&#8217;m getting sidetracked. So I&#8217;ll just end this with a hearty &#8220;Welcome back to Brunei, Edo.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, before I start, I&#8217;d like to apologise profusely to any and all who read this site, and to the other members for not posting anything these past&#8230;bloody hell! 13 days? The FTP program that I was using (Cute FTP, full version) suddenly kicked the bucket and refused to connect to the ftp server. And &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[21,22],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-brunei","tag-family-hugs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions\/58"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}