{"id":598,"date":"2001-01-01T16:15:39","date_gmt":"2001-01-01T06:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=598"},"modified":"2009-06-13T16:30:39","modified_gmt":"2009-06-13T06:30:39","slug":"one-year-anniversary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=598","title":{"rendered":"One Year Anniversary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The award winning, ass kicking, penis pumping website is back!\u00a0 Another year, another new look.\u00a0 But our goal is still the same.\u00a0 To become the most popular website in the world (we&#8217;re on to plan b).\u00a0 And in the process we&#8217;ll give you some of that good html-style lovin&#8217; as we smother our java scripted scrotum over the hairy vaginal slime of internet hit counts.<\/p>\n<p>New Year was cool.\u00a0 Porn, bambi, girls kissing girls, Spiller and karaoke.\u00a0 Oh, and we cleaned up at the Eat The Eye awards winning the Best Website of the Year.\u00a0 (still waiting for the button to stick on our website Sha)<\/p>\n<p>Some of you will have no doubt smelt the bullshit regarding the little column to the right.\u00a0 Brunei Underground?\u00a0 Who am I kidding?\u00a0 There is no underground.\u00a0 None of these fucking webmaster&#8217;s live in an exciting hidden scene in Brunei.\u00a0 It simply doesn&#8217;t exist.\u00a0 But that guy from that Cream Tea website suggested the name when trying to start a Brunei website network and I thought the name sounded cute and deliciously idealistic.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve simplified the design of the website so hopefully it will be easier to update.\u00a0 To clarify, you should see updates on this site from:<\/p>\n<p>Pat, Dan, Sam, Rod and me (Edo).<\/p>\n<p>And at www.fwuk.cjb.net you can see updates from:<\/p>\n<p>Jamie, Matt, Mike, Tim and Tom.<\/p>\n<p>FWUK is more of a media intensive site filled with links, news items and pictures.\u00a0 This website will now serve as a blog.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s nice to be back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The award winning, ass kicking, penis pumping website is back!\u00a0 Another year, another new look.\u00a0 But our goal is still the same.\u00a0 To become the most popular website in the world (we&#8217;re on to plan b).\u00a0 And in the process we&#8217;ll give you some of that good html-style lovin&#8217; as we smother our java scripted &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":600,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions\/600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}