{"id":62,"date":"2001-10-28T20:38:15","date_gmt":"2001-10-28T10:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/buytheinternet.org\/?p=62"},"modified":"2009-05-28T20:39:56","modified_gmt":"2009-05-28T10:39:56","slug":"im-a-smart-arse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=62","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a smart arse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">Right. It works again. I&#8217;m in the library typing up my next project on Spike Lee. Its not going so good&#8230;it was either choosing to write about him or Margaret Thatcher. Eurgh!! Anyway, i had a good weekend.<br \/>\nI went to Covent Garden and blew all my money on a hooded jumper. And then we went to Hyde Park and fed the ducks. But these ducks were evil. They decided to follow me even though i had no bread left to give them&#8230;and i thought pigeons were evil. I dont like pigeons anymore either cuz one pooped on my new shoes. Filthy buggers. Back the ducks&#8230;they were waddling in a line like a band of Nazi warriors out to peck me unless i gave them more food. So dont go to Hyde Park to feed ducks&#8230;they will gang up together and peck you.<\/p>\n<p>I made a real dinner last night&#8230;it wasnt burnt or dry or weird looking. It was simple pasta. I can do pasta. My mum took me shopping yesterday&#8230;i bought lots of clothes and food. And she even bought me a top card for my phone, awwwwww. So i feel plentiful and religical. Thats not a word, but it sounds good.<\/p>\n<p>I had this ridiculously stupid lecture about team work today. It was like being back in kindy. We had to match these blobbies to adjectives. I thought there was a catch somewhere&#8230;but there wasnt. So now i am feeling quite proud that i got up very early and ran half the way here to match blobbies and words. Hurray for the education system!!<\/p>\n<p>OK&#8230;i will go work now. But first i am off to book tickets for that system of a down concert. Sam, u wanna go? Shasha cant make it =[. Bad shasha. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right. It works again. I&#8217;m in the library typing up my next project on Spike Lee. Its not going so good&#8230;it was either choosing to write about him or Margaret Thatcher. Eurgh!! Anyway, i had a good weekend. I went to Covent Garden and blew all my money on a hooded jumper. And then we &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-ducks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions\/63"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}