{"id":688,"date":"2001-01-01T17:55:56","date_gmt":"2001-01-01T07:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=688"},"modified":"2009-06-20T17:57:32","modified_gmt":"2009-06-20T07:57:32","slug":"pats-new-year-message-to-brunei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=688","title":{"rendered":"Pat&#8217;s New Year Message to Brunei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TheFatWebsite.com is back ladies and Gentelmen. The world comes together to give the boys a standing applause to welcome them back online. And it is now 2001. Year 2000 has finished and my god what a year it has been. Probably one of the most eventful years of my life.<\/p>\n<p>Top Ten moments of 2000:<br \/>\n1. Moved to Canada<br \/>\n2. Started new school<br \/>\n3. Moved out of house (to extension thing)<br \/>\n4. Got a car and a driving license<br \/>\n5. Had to make new friends and leave my old beloved ones behind. (fuck thats all since September)<br \/>\n6. Went to labuan nightclubs<br \/>\n7. Went to Kuching to stay with Sam and slept without an air conditioner, but apart from that it was cool<br \/>\n8. Finished that fucking A-level bitching course, left Majid and Brown Dan to do it.<br \/>\n9. Salt Monkeys break up, big poo poo.<br \/>\n10.TheFatwebsite paused<\/p>\n<p>Thats the main things of the year I think, I probably forgot some stuff. But oh well, next year I am finishing school, starting college and I dont know what else.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I brought a new computer online. Cool eh. First time I have brought something online. Its an awesome computer, plus it will be in my room, so expect even more contribution from my fat ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TheFatWebsite.com is back ladies and Gentelmen. The world comes together to give the boys a standing applause to welcome them back online. And it is now 2001. Year 2000 has finished and my god what a year it has been. Probably one of the most eventful years of my life. Top Ten moments of 2000: &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[242,28,240,241,227],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-kuching","tag-labuan","tag-new-year","tag-online-shopping","tag-the-salt-monkeys"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":689,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions\/689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}