You know an International School disco is special when five minutes in, the three girls you come with are all in tears.<\/p>\n
Kate thought the disco was cool because she ‘didn’t get expelled’.\u00a0 Might I add that she looked really really hot.\u00a0 (mental note:\u00a0 sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex)<\/p>\n
Jess was crying all the time and she told me she wanted to punch some girl in the face.\u00a0 She also realized that her Pooh Bear underwear might not be so lucky after all.<\/p>\n
Rather alarmingly, Lisa asked me if Kate had any sharp objects in her bag because she was threatening to kill herself.<\/p>\n
Personally, my worst moment of the night was when everyone was shouting at me all at once:<\/p>\n
Jess:\u00a0 I want to fucking go home NOW!
\nKate:\u00a0 You’re not getting any from me tonight!
\nLisa:\u00a0 My sister is a psychiatrist if you need mental help!
\nShawn:\u00a0 Dude!
\nMe:\u00a0 Arrrgh!<\/p>\n
Tom’s band was really good.\u00a0 They did a cover of Limp Bizkit’s Rollin’<\/em>.<\/p>\n No one danced.\u00a0 The DJ played a lot of crusty songs.\u00a0 There was lengthy moments of silence between songs.\u00a0 We saw the racist little kid who hates Indians.\u00a0 I saw Doctor Love at school.\u00a0 There was no power when I came home.\u00a0 I tripped over a drum and fell on my head in the dark.\u00a0 It was funny if you were there.<\/p>\n Maybe I should’ve sensed something was wrong when the first things I heard that night were:<\/em> You know an International School disco is special when five minutes in, the three girls you come with are all in tears. Kate thought the disco was cool because she ‘didn’t get expelled’.\u00a0 Might I add that she looked really really hot.\u00a0 (mental note:\u00a0 sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex) Jess was crying all the time and she told me …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[243,140,244,245],"class_list":["post-695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-fart","tag-isb-disco","tag-limp-bizkit","tag-tom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=695"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":696,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions\/696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nJess: “I can’t stop farting”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"