Last night went to a party very ****ed.<\/p>\n
From what I remember, these are the highlights<\/p>\n
1. I got harrassed by a lumberjack.
\n2. Some cowboy beat the shit out of a homie g.
\n3. A guy stole my gum
\n4. A girl kept following me wanting to look at my pager, obviously wanting to steal it
\n5. Beer was getting spilled everywhere and my socks now reek of budweiser
\n6. I smoked up for the second time and then ate a whole packet of doritos
\n7. Played foozball
\n8. About twenty people got chased by drunk cowboys out of the party<\/p>\n
In history class, people were still recovering. Might have enjoyed it a bit more if I wasn’t completely ****ed the whole night and cowboys weren’t beating people up.<\/p>\n
Edo is a bitching dirty chinese person. He watches porn everyday.<\/p>\n
I watched that movie Snatch<\/em> just now, and my god what a fucking great movie. One of the best I have seen in a long time, it has everything in it: comedy, sadness, twists and brilliant acting.<\/p>\n I love this movie so much, just go watch it now, NOW! I say. This is my list of top five movies of all time. I have stinky exams in a few days and we own a husky now. Now we have five dogs, freaking hell. Huskies are cool though, puppies are so cute, man I sound like a chick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Last night went to a party very ****ed. From what I remember, these are the highlights 1. I got harrassed by a lumberjack. 2. Some cowboy beat the shit out of a homie g. 3. A guy stole my gum 4. A girl kept following me wanting to look at my pager, obviously wanting to …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[247,248,246,249],"class_list":["post-702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-cowboy","tag-homie-g","tag-lumberjack","tag-pager"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":703,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions\/703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nSnatch
\nPerfect storm
\nTrainspotting
\nIndependence day
\nSixth Sense<\/em><\/p>\n