{"id":710,"date":"2001-01-25T18:32:02","date_gmt":"2001-01-25T08:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=710"},"modified":"2009-06-20T18:33:50","modified_gmt":"2009-06-20T08:33:50","slug":"im-going-to-have-a-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=710","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Going to Have A Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading in TIME magazine about those twin babies that were adopted on the internet and all the custody battles that are going on between the mother and the family that adopted them.<\/p>\n<p>In the interests of writing an article about online adoption for the FAT website I&#8217;m going to try and buy a baby online.\u00a0 If anyone knows some good links to start me off, send them to edoinoue@yahoo.com.<\/p>\n<p>It seems everyday in Brunei, unmarried couples are getting busted for the cardinal sin of being in &#8216;close proximity&#8217;.\u00a0 If you see some rugged looking dudes in robes breaking in to lots of houses, armed with a Borneo Bulletin photographer, shouting &#8216;Busted!&#8217;, it&#8217;s the Religious Police.\u00a0 Now someone please explain to me, if being unmarried and being with someone of the opposite sex is a sin, how the hell are you supposed meet someone before marrying them?\u00a0 Surely, it&#8217;s not all arranged marriages is it?<\/p>\n<p>Still, I suppose it works.\u00a0 Only 1 in 27 arranged marriages end in divorce. 1 in 2 conventional marriages end in divorce.<\/p>\n<p>The complete lack of activity in the forum is disappointing.<\/p>\n<p>My mom phoned me from work today with some &#8216;fantastic news&#8217;.\u00a0 She told me that Martina Hingis beat Venus Williams.\u00a0 I asked my mom &#8216;shouldn&#8217;t you be working?&#8217; and &#8216;why is this fantastic?&#8217;\u00a0 She hung up.<\/p>\n<p>First phase planning of The Palace of Porn party has begun&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was reading in TIME magazine about those twin babies that were adopted on the internet and all the custody battles that are going on between the mother and the family that adopted them. In the interests of writing an article about online adoption for the FAT website I&#8217;m going to try and buy a &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[257,256],"class_list":["post-710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-adoption","tag-martina-hingis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=710"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":711,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions\/711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}