{"id":721,"date":"2009-06-20T22:21:50","date_gmt":"2009-06-20T12:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=721"},"modified":"2009-06-23T20:13:49","modified_gmt":"2009-06-23T10:13:49","slug":"iran-election-fallout-shit-just-got-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=721","title":{"rendered":"Iran Election Fallout: shit just got real"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So let&#8217;s recap the Iranian Elections:\u00a0 The incumbent Mahmoud Ahmadinejad faces a serious challenge from the slightly more moderate (although thats not saying much) Hossein Mousavi.\u00a0 On election day, based on exit polling, Mousavi declares victory.\u00a0 Then, <em>one hour<\/em> after an election in which there was an 80% voter turnout, State Officials announced that they had counted enough votes to declare ol&#8217; Mammers had won the election with a whopping 67% of the votes.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re going to rig an election, its probably best to try and make it look like a slightly realistic result.\u00a0 Never one to go halves is our Mahmoud.<em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_723\" style=\"width: 326px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><em><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-723\" class=\"size-full wp-image-723\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/ahmadinejad.jpg\" alt=\"A Winner is Ahmadinejad!\" width=\"316\" height=\"345\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/ahmadinejad.jpg 316w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/ahmadinejad-274x300.jpg 274w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" \/><\/em><\/em><p id=\"caption-attachment-723\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A Winner is Ahmadinejad!<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Then things got ugly with Mousavi supporters taking to the streets disputing the results.\u00a0 Fortunately<em> <\/em>Iran is a country that runs on a hybrid democracy\/theocracy system.\u00a0 Everyone gets to vote and feel good about themselves and then the Ayatollah can make a decision on who actually wins, based on the word of God.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Ayatollah Ali Khamenei declared that it was his &#8216;divine assessment&#8217; that Mammers hadn&#8217;t cheated and that he had won fair and square.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The response:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_724\" style=\"width: 540px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-724\" class=\"size-full wp-image-724\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/iran.jpg\" alt=\"iran\" width=\"530\" height=\"335\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/iran.jpg 530w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/iran-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-724\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I can&#39;t read any of this.  It&#39;s possible I may have posted a photo of lots of people celebrating the election results.  I guess they look pretty mad though.<\/p><\/div>\n<blockquote><p><strong>A key rally against Iran&#8217;s presidential elections will go ahead &#8211; in defiance of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei &#8211; opposition sources say.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The wife of defeated candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi, and an aide to another rival candidate, Mehdi Karroubi, said the rally would go ahead.<\/p>\n<p>Mr Mousavi later announced he would be making a statement imminently.<\/p>\n<p>Police warned they would arrest the leaders of any protest rallies, which they said would be illegal.<\/p>\n<p><!-- E SF -->The warning follows a demand from Ayatollah Khamenei on Friday that street protests should cease.<\/p>\n<p>Source:\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/middle_east\/8110582.stm\">BBC News<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sounds like its going to get a bit messy.\u00a0 It would appear Iran is undergoing something of a social upheaval with thousands of protesters giving a hearty &#8216;fuck you&#8217; to the ruling Islamic theocracy.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t think this is going to end very well at all \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>RT: Hold the Holy Quran in Tomorrows Demonstration. It is a Mortal Sin to Kill People With Quran in Their Hands. #iranelection &#8211; Twitter<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So let&#8217;s recap the Iranian Elections:\u00a0 The incumbent Mahmoud Ahmadinejad faces a serious challenge from the slightly more moderate (although thats not saying much) Hossein Mousavi.\u00a0 On election day, based on exit polling, Mousavi declares victory.\u00a0 Then, one hour after an election in which there was an 80% voter turnout, State Officials announced that they &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[264,263,266,262,265],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-ahmadinejad","tag-ayatollah-of-rock-n-rollah","tag-elections","tag-iran","tag-protests"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":726,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions\/726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}