{"id":7557,"date":"2012-06-11T10:02:34","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T00:02:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=7557"},"modified":"2014-05-02T08:55:49","modified_gmt":"2014-05-01T22:55:49","slug":"men-in-black-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=7557","title":{"rendered":"Men In Black 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tag5seconds.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6687\" title=\"tag5seconds\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tag5seconds.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"75\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tag5seconds.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/tag5seconds-300x37.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/mib3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7558\" title=\"mib3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/mib3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"630\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/mib3.jpg 630w, http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/mib3-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 630px) 100vw, 630px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Fifteen minutes.\u00a0 Fifteen minutes is exactly how long we lasted before walking out on <em>Men In Black 3<\/em>, which makes it the first ever film I&#8217;ve ever walked out on before the credits rolled.\u00a0 To be honest, it wasn&#8217;t even my suggestion.\u00a0 It was my wife&#8217;s.\u00a0 In this day and age, its pretty easy for me to identify films I know I won&#8217;t like.\u00a0 No, I don&#8217;t need to see <em>Transformers 3<\/em> or <em>Pirates of the Carribean 4<\/em> thanks.\u00a0 But after a long day at work, Jen decided she wanted to relax by watching <em>MIB3<\/em> so there we were.\u00a0 For fifteen minutes at least.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>MIB 3 <\/em>is a lazy cash-in on a once popular franchise that couldn&#8217;t muster the effort to have Tommy Lee Jones onscreen for most of the film or to record an actual new song from Will Smith.\u00a0 They ran out of ideas on what to do so they went with time travel (ala <em>Austin Powers:<\/em> <em>Goldmember<\/em>).\u00a0 This is pretty much the definitive project where people show up, go through the motions, collect a paycheck and walk.\u00a0 As Jen remarked: &#8216;they&#8217;re barely acting.&#8217; It looks like a film where they shot most of the scenes in a single take.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>Men In Black 3<\/em> certainly won&#8217;t be the worst film made this year.\u00a0 In fact, I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;ll have a couple of laughs and will have a pretty short running time that won&#8217;t overstay its welcome.\u00a0 But its <em>so bland<\/em>.\u00a0 Fortunately, I was able to exchange the tickets for another film.\u00a0 This Thursday, I&#8217;ll be off to see <em>Cabin in the Woods<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fifteen minutes.\u00a0 Fifteen minutes is exactly how long we lasted before walking out on Men In Black 3, which makes it the first ever film I&#8217;ve ever walked out on before the credits rolled.\u00a0 To be honest, it wasn&#8217;t even my suggestion.\u00a0 It was my wife&#8217;s.\u00a0 In this day and age, its pretty easy for &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":7558,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,5],"tags":[296,1287,1289,1288],"class_list":["post-7557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-films","tag-5-second-reviews","tag-men-in-black","tag-tommy-lee-jones","tag-will-smith"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7557"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14264,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7557\/revisions\/14264"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}