{"id":8434,"date":"2004-02-09T19:34:26","date_gmt":"2004-02-09T09:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8434"},"modified":"2012-10-21T19:34:48","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T09:34:48","slug":"help-edo-find-a-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8434","title":{"rendered":"Help Edo Find A Job!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Being in Australia i have developed a highly tuned sence of knowledge when it comes to the unique animals that live on this huge country&#8230; it allows me to add insight into valuable conversations such as this one:<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em>Russian fuck parade says<\/em>: all marsupials should die<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: amen to that<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: speaking of which, kangaroo pouches are the strangest shit i&#8217;ve ever seen<br \/>\n<em>Russian fuck parade says<\/em>: lol<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: crazy little pouches of skin.. i hope they all fall off and go to africa for the long winter<br \/>\n<em>Russian fuck parade says<\/em>: or get a hole and then have short change rattling around in their lower torso for the rest of their lives<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: yea&#8230; its twisted. did you know that the babies dont sit with there head out<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: instead they are upside down with there feet hanging out<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: it looks like birth<br \/>\n<em>Russian fuck parade says <\/em>: lol<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: fucking stupid animals<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: plus they wouldnt let me feed them but they&#8217;d let my friend feed them<br \/>\n<em>Russian fuck parade says<\/em>: wtf<br \/>\n<em>Russian fuck parade says<\/em>: discrimination!<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: totally! everytime i tried they&#8217;d just hop away and hop straight towards her&#8230;<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: so i kicked her in the head and covered her in bbq sauce&#8230; lets see how she likes THAT attention<br \/>\n<em>Russian fuck parade says<\/em>: haha!<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: i must confess&#8230; that last bit was untrue<br \/>\n<em>Russian fuck parade says<\/em>: it was the only part i believed<br \/>\n<em>Russian fuck parade says<\/em>: now i am sad<br \/>\n<em>Matt says<\/em>: as am i&#8230;. as am i<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Edo is back in australia now and apparently his parents said that they will pay for him to move over here to Mebourne when he finds a job.. so out of the goodness of your hearts (and my amusement) you must play the game &#8220;Help Edo find a job!&#8221; &#8230; the rules are simple. stop whatever you are doing (except reading this ofcourse) and go to <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20040212063615\/http:\/\/www.jobsearch.com.au\/\">here<\/a> and search for hours until you have found him a job. if not i will have <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20040212063615\/http:\/\/snow.prohosting.com\/hayguyz\/myswords2.jpg\">this guy<\/a> unleash his wrath on your bottom. Hooray for team work!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">good day to you all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Being in Australia i have developed a highly tuned sence of knowledge when it comes to the unique animals that live on this huge country&#8230; it allows me to add insight into valuable conversations such as this one: Russian fuck parade says: all marsupials should die Matt says: amen to that Matt says: speaking of &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8434"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8435,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8434\/revisions\/8435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}