{"id":8442,"date":"2004-02-04T19:37:04","date_gmt":"2004-02-04T09:37:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8442"},"modified":"2012-10-21T19:37:32","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T09:37:32","slug":"it-just-couldnt-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8442","title":{"rendered":"It just couldn&#8217;t wait!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\ni have returned to the big city of Melbourne.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Today i had to go in search of a job&#8230; not the most ideal idea of fun, but i&#8217;ve gotta fund this trip somehow. I&#8217;m not to sure but i think i heard someone mutter the words &#8220;light labour&#8221; to me&#8230; does this mean i&#8217;ll be moving boxes of something? i will keep you posted as i investigate further.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">On the coach down from Adelaide i sat infront of an 18 year old scotish guy who was traveling around as well&#8230; although i did feel sorry for him cause he was sitting next to some crazy old australian guy that seemed delighted that the guy was from Scotland&#8230; so much so that he was saying things on the lines of:<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">crazy man: your from scotland!<br \/>\nscot: um&#8230; yes<br \/>\ncrazy man: thats great, did you see that episode of Lassie filmed near Edinburgh?<br \/>\nscot: no&#8230; please leave me alone crazy man.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Was it wrong that i was laughing at his misfortune?<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">You know what i never got around mentioning? The town where Erin lives is called &#8220;Belair&#8221;. how sweet is that?! No wonder i couldnt get that Will Smith song outta my head.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So i was watching the Superbowl on Monday and despite it actually being a really good match that wasnt what everyone was <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20040212063615\/http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=501&amp;ncid=716&amp;e=10&amp;u=\/ap\/20040202\/ap_on_en_mu\/fbn_super_bowl_jackson\">talking about afterwards<\/a>. Seem like Justin is a bit of an attention seeker.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I believe that i have now fallen into deep Office depression&#8230; it is controlling my life! everytime someone says anything that vaguely sounds like a line from any of the episodes i crackup into quiet sniggering. You dont believe me? The day i got back from Adelaide, Mike made me watch the first series again and then we decided to record <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20040212063615\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/songforjassa.mp3\">this.<\/a>&#8230; I blame Jassa entirely.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Hope the song is as entertaining to listen as it was to record.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">enjoy now.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\nout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have returned to the big city of Melbourne. Today i had to go in search of a job&#8230; not the most ideal idea of fun, but i&#8217;ve gotta fund this trip somehow. I&#8217;m not to sure but i think i heard someone mutter the words &#8220;light labour&#8221; to me&#8230; does this mean i&#8217;ll be &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8442"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8442\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8444,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8442\/revisions\/8444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}