{"id":8458,"date":"2004-10-10T19:45:49","date_gmt":"2004-10-10T09:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8458"},"modified":"2012-10-21T19:46:16","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T09:46:16","slug":"boogies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8458","title":{"rendered":"Boogies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><span><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><span><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><span><span style=\"font-family: arial;\"><span>Mmmm\u2026 I just found a piece of onion peel on my bedroom floor. How odd\u2026 not quite sure how\/why. But after today I realise that there are some things in life that are above questioning. Or below. Like the Liberal Party\u2019s re-election. WHAT?! When I found out the results tonight I was at work, having a really shitty time because I was working with Mrs Cow Face who actually has a face more like Shreck\u2019s girlfriend when she\u2019s not a normal person than a cow. Or, that awful cook who shouts \u2018Pepper! More pepper!!\u2019 from Alice in Wonderland. And she has the disposition of a toad. She pretends she can never remember my name after having worked there 10 months. And whenever she does something wrong she makes it seem like its someone else\u2019s fault. I really don\u2019t like her. I felt like throwing a plate at her today. Not that it would be very helpful, it would probably just fall to pieces against her heart of stone. Anyway, I found out that, despite my one vote, the Liberal party got back in to power. And I was so upset, I couldn\u2019t believe it. Actually, that\u2019s a lie, I half expected them to win after watching all this stuff about it but I was disappointed none the less. And after having a little rant about my feelings on the issue, I realised that everyone else at my work had voted for them. So I wasn\u2019t very popular. Stupid people\u2026 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Note:\u00a0 This blog was written by Erin Wallis<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmm\u2026 I just found a piece of onion peel on my bedroom floor. How odd\u2026 not quite sure how\/why. But after today I realise that there are some things in life that are above questioning. Or below. Like the Liberal Party\u2019s re-election. WHAT?! When I found out the results tonight I was at work, having &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8458"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8460,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8458\/revisions\/8460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}