{"id":8474,"date":"2001-05-07T19:59:05","date_gmt":"2001-05-07T09:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8474"},"modified":"2012-10-21T19:59:32","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T09:59:32","slug":"stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8474","title":{"rendered":"Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">I feel naked.\u00a0 Why are people talking about me?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">First, Rod&#8217;s update says that people whisper that I dress up in women&#8217;s clothing.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">Then <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20040520191802\/http:\/\/www.livie.cjb.net\/\">Livie<\/a> tells me that her site was censored by her school.\u00a0 And they mentioned something about the FAT website too.\u00a0 Well, since we have nothing to do with ISB, there&#8217;s nothing they can do (it&#8217;s sort of like asking playboy.com to change their content because someone at school looks at their site).\u00a0 But do we have a responsibility to younger viewers?\u00a0 We have a picture of chick sticking a beer bottle up her snatch on this site.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">Then Pat tells me his mom and Beccas mom had a conversation about me (&#8216;good in bed, unbeatable at International Superstar Soccer 2 etc.).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">Then Erin told me she was talking about me with Jess and Kate.\u00a0 Apparently I am Kate&#8217;s date #3 at the graduation (!).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">Finally, Phil Langton from Strata Real Estate Agency and the old hag from Unit 28 have been talking about me.\u00a0 They sent me a 40 page document complaining about my behaviour.\u00a0 It&#8217;s insane.\u00a0 I expected the usual noise complaint but instead:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">a proprietor, occupier, or other residents of a lot shall be adequately clothed when upon common property<\/span><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">ensure the health and hygiene of the occupier of other residents are not adversely affected by the disposal of garbage.<\/span><\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">the occupier of the lot shall not use the property for purposes that may be illegal or injurious to the reputation of the building<\/span><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">What the hell is all this shit?\u00a0 That insane old bitch seems to think I walk around naked.\u00a0 And we dispose all our rubbish in a bin thats like 50 metres away from her fucking unit.\u00a0 And this illegal shit seems to imply I&#8217;m running a brothel or something.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: x-small;\">Old people suck.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel naked.\u00a0 Why are people talking about me? 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Then Livie tells me that her site was censored by her school.\u00a0 And they mentioned something about the FAT website too.\u00a0 Well, since we have nothing to do with ISB, there&#8217;s nothing &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8475,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8474\/revisions\/8475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}