{"id":8476,"date":"2001-05-06T19:59:52","date_gmt":"2001-05-06T09:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8476"},"modified":"2012-10-21T20:00:34","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T10:00:34","slug":"the-update-about-my-tattoo-toilet-light-frozen-bread-and-sexy-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8476","title":{"rendered":"The update about my tattoo, toilet light, frozen bread and sexy girls"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hey, what a coincidence, I had the same argument with Rod like the one with his friend on the way back from the pub.\u00a0 Rod was saying I shouldn’t get a tattoo of Kate on my arm.\u00a0 What does he think he is?\u00a0 My mom?\u00a0 What a dick!<\/span><\/p>\n

I forgot to add the Vote button to my own site for The Good Website<\/a> thing so now we’re losing to Livie’s site.\u00a0 Nice one.\u00a0 But now that’s been fixed so you can vote for us.<\/span><\/p>\n

The light in our toilet has gone out but we can never be bothered to get a new light bulb.\u00a0 So for the past week we’ve been pissing in the dark after 7PM and probably missing the bowl half the time.\u00a0 It’s amazing no one’s slipped and cracked their head.\u00a0 It’s an accident waiting to happen.<\/span><\/p>\n

Did everyone enjoy their Survivor party?\u00a0 I certainly did.\u00a0 And I correctly guessed who would win.\u00a0 Now we just sit and wait for Amber and Elisabeth to accept the offers Playboy no doubt will offer them.<\/span><\/p>\n

Playing with yourself is masturbation.\u00a0 It’s only slightly more fun than a pack of Pringle’s Cheese and Onion.\u00a0 Multi-player Masturbation is called sex and it’s great.\u00a0 Now, taking drugs is a single player game.\u00a0 Imagine multi-player consensual hallucinations.\u00a0 How fucking cool would that be?\u00a0 Surely Sony or the US Government are working on this.<\/span><\/p>\n

Rod’s attempts to teach us Chinese in his updates is admirable.\u00a0 But why is there only 1 photo of Annie (from some yearbook when she’s 8)?\u00a0 Finding a photo of Annie is as hard as finding a good curry in Perth.\u00a0 Absolutely no one on my ICQ list has one (not even Rod!).\u00a0 Someone photograph her, scan it, and send it me!\u00a0 Shit, even Pat’s getting tired of waiting.\u00a0 Very maturely, he wants a photo of her so he can compare her to his girlfriend and see who is hotter.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

I still maintain Linkin Park are a good band.\u00a0 Most people rightly recognize them as a rip off of Limp Bizkit.\u00a0 The style, sound and appearance is 100% imitation.\u00a0 It’s the Spice Girls of the rock industry.\u00a0 But that shouldn’t stop you enjoying them.\u00a0 Face it.\u00a0 Music is a business.\u00a0 But just because some marketing dude made a formula out of what is popular music and exploits it, that doesn’t mean it’s bad music.\u00a0 It’s like all those whiny bitches who complain that Britney Spears doesn’t write her own music.\u00a0 So what?\u00a0 Everyone knows this.\u00a0 It’s a big a revelation as saying wrestling is fake.\u00a0 What’s your point?\u00a0 Stop complaining.\u00a0 Guitarists don’t build their own fucking guitars but that doesn’t mean their music isn’t authentic.\u00a0 These sort of people quickly become the tiresome old farts who start all their sentences with ‘In my day…’.<\/span><\/p>\n

Gonna buy some edible chocolate underwear tomorrow. <\/span><\/p>\n

In the short time that I am in Brunei I’ll still get to meet new people.\u00a0 I never really spoke with Annie before, but now that she’s with Rod I’ll see a lot more of her.\u00a0 I can only sort of remember one conversation with Annie at Kate’s in January.<\/span><\/p>\n

Annie:\u00a0 I have a secret (sly smile)
\nEdo:\u00a0 Are you going to tell me?
\nAnnie:\u00a0 No
\nEdo:\u00a0 (shrugs) Okay<\/span><\/p>\n

Then I left and ate some frozen bread.\u00a0 I don’t remember saying much else to her for the rest of the night.\u00a0 I promise I’ll make more of an effort to be attentive this time around.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Apparently, Edo will be running a new site somewhere\/somehow with lots of girls, thereby confirming publicly what we have all suspected about him in hushed tones for many years”<\/span><\/p>\n

That’s right.\u00a0 I get all the hot chicks.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey, what a coincidence, I had the same argument with Rod like the one with his friend on the way back from the pub.\u00a0 Rod was saying I shouldn’t get a tattoo of Kate on my arm.\u00a0 What does he think he is?\u00a0 My mom?\u00a0 What a dick! I forgot to add the Vote button …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8476"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8477,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8476\/revisions\/8477"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}