{"id":8488,"date":"2001-05-01T20:04:33","date_gmt":"2001-05-01T10:04:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8488"},"modified":"2012-10-21T20:04:52","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T10:04:52","slug":"second-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8488","title":{"rendered":"SECOND UPDATE"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes, two updates in two days. Now is this cool or what, someone should pat me on the back or give me money or something.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

So I don’t give enough detail in my updates, I am too vague eh. I will attempt to give more detail, even though its hard as I am so used to not giving detail in any writing what so ever. But you want details, here you go.<\/p>\n

Anyways, that party was probably one of the best ones I have gone to in the last few months. It had everything: lots of cool people and alcohol, thats what all a party needs right.<\/p>\n

I get there about 8:30 with good old Daro and some guy known as ‘Hi’ or ‘Hai’ or something, but anyways it isn’t too happening so I have a couple of Tequila Jello things and a beer or two. Things seem better now, then the guy shows up that bought the beer, I don’t know him, but he must be cool as he brought the beer.
\nDrink more, then lots of people come and I stick to my group of friends. Then I start talking to some graduate from my school last year, and she got mad at me as apparantely I said she stunk like fish. So I said sorry and it was ok then, so I poured some beer into Wileys beer bong whilst he is lying on the ground guzzling it. After drinking two beers in about ten seconds I knew he wasn’t going to be to healthy, so I left him lying there, he was probably going to get better later on that night.<\/p>\n

I talk to stinky fish graduate some more and then I see Daro doing some dodgy dance on the floor with some 15 year old. I laugh and continue the conversation with fishy person.
\nThen more people I know well come, so we get together and drink. Then a girl asked me and Daro to go with her to put something in that car, that trip lasted forever even though the car was parked just outside the house.<\/p>\n

Some other girl throughout the night always hunted me down every fifteen minutes wanting gum, I said no everytime but then she hugged me and I couldn’t say no.<\/p>\n

What kinda sucked was that Becca was flipping burgers this whole time. But I met one of her co-workers that later told her I was known as “Project Pat”, what the hell does that mean?<\/p>\n

Back to the party, stinky fish girl then tells her friend I am Arabian in response to me saying she stunk like Halibut. And I think she seriously thought I was because she is very bad with recognising accents, stupid friend of fishy girl.
\nThe Bass on the rap music was a little loud as my ears began to ring and then I ran out of beer.<\/p>\n

I think Wiley may have bonged some tequila by now, I didn’t see him for about two hours ater I left him lying on the deck.
\nThe party began to die down about 2am, so some guy with a truck gave me a ride home making me listen to Blind Melon and how working at McDonalds sucks.<\/p>\n

I get home and attempt to chat to Edo and Jess simulataeously online, but gave up as I couldn’t think straight, then I had a nice nap.<\/p>\n

Suddenlly work calls an hour eary, as one of the workers is fucking crying, stupid bitch. So I have to come in without having done my homework by the way and start making stinky sandwiches for stinky people.<\/p>\n

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Hows that for a more detailed update? Thats not vague.<\/p>\n

Doing that for friday night is too hard, so I will just say I went out with Becca to a painting meeting, Mcdonalds and some girls house that made us sit in a day care centre in her basement. So I drank some orange juice.<\/p>\n

Painting Boss swears a lot.<\/p>\n

I still have to do homework and go do work for other job tonight.<\/p>\n

Becca goes to the Gym everyday, why can’t she just hang out instead.<\/p>\n

Pee.<\/p>\n

This update is longer than my ‘long’ one.<\/p>\n

Look out for the second edition of the PAT awards.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes, two updates in two days. Now is this cool or what, someone should pat me on the back or give me money or something. So I don’t give enough detail in my updates, I am too vague eh. I will attempt to give more detail, even though its hard as I am so used …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8488"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8490,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8488\/revisions\/8490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}