{"id":8495,"date":"2004-06-21T20:08:37","date_gmt":"2004-06-21T10:08:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8495"},"modified":"2012-10-21T20:09:07","modified_gmt":"2012-10-21T10:09:07","slug":"dude-my-car-is-not-where-i-left-it-but-thank-god-im-okay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8495","title":{"rendered":"Dude, my car is not where I left it but thank god I&#8217;m okay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>dam this blog-rust. For three days now i have sat down to write and i have then proceeded to delete it all then runaway to hide under my bed.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So what have i been doing since i&#8217;ve been back? i bet the readers find themselves asking this question around 3-4times a day, losing sleep at the fact that the answer remains ellusive. where here is the answer: absolutly sweet fuck all. And it has been particulary sweet, as i have no more worrys of where i need to be and how to get there&#8230; the only problem with this is that i dont do relaxing very well. Ok, admitably i am a complete slackass and lazing around is something i specialize in, but only if there is someone around to laze around with. this motion of course was upset by edo and mike now both working from 11am-8pm&#8230; ass. Sometimes its just SO hard to be an unemployed slackass with nothing to do til september. *sigh*<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">As expected i have come back from my travels with amusing stories (well i think they&#8217;re amusing anyway). One such story comes from my time in brisbane, in which me, oli and his mates went out to the usual wednesday night hangout &#8220;the Regatta&#8221;, in which free beer is served between 7-8pm. So as the night dragged on oli&#8217;s mate Boony spots Australian fly-half Elton Flatley in the place&#8230; a few drinks and an hour later he staggers up to us tells us that there are lots of hunnys in the place then buys drinks! haha&#8230; i was tempted to ask him what it was like to be floored by Jonny in the WC final&#8230; but upon second thought reconsidered.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Which leads me to another point. On the weekend i was met with a rare confused state upon watching the England-New Zealand rugby. Who was it to cheer for? i know it may sound like a stupid question but when i was waiting for a transit in Christchurch Airport, i was there not 30mins, when walking towards me was 4 of the All Blacks on there way to face england&#8230; after becoming great personal friends with the likes of Justin Marshall, Daniel Carter and Andrew Mertians i almost felt the need to cheer my friends over my country&#8230; sadly i didnt and england got dicked on.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So there you have it: &#8220;The Fat Website: Mingeling with Celebs since 1999&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\nout.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dam this blog-rust. For three days now i have sat down to write and i have then proceeded to delete it all then runaway to hide under my bed. So what have i been doing since i&#8217;ve been back? i bet the readers find themselves asking this question around 3-4times a day, losing sleep at &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8495"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8496,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8495\/revisions\/8496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}