{"id":8568,"date":"2004-03-09T17:31:48","date_gmt":"2004-03-09T07:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8568"},"modified":"2014-05-30T09:40:20","modified_gmt":"2014-05-29T23:40:20","slug":"melbourne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8568","title":{"rendered":"Melbourne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So I finally made the big move and I&#8217;m now living in Melbourne. Time to update the little profile on the right side of this page!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">The last couple of days were pretty rubbish. I packed a lot of boxes and stuff and met up with a lot of friends for farewell gatherings and stuff which was nice but pretty depressing at the same time.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I got in to Melbourne at midday on Sunday, and everyone was in to FORMULA ONE FEVER!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I saw my first tram after about four minutes. It was pretty exciting. Later that day I&#8217;d actually get to ride one AND go to my first ever 7-11.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">When I got to Mike&#8217;s house I freaked out because I thought I had the wrong address. It was a shop! But Mike and Matt came out and sure enough, it was the right place. Let me tell you: the house is pretty sweet. There&#8217;s Erin&#8217;s shop at the front, a big-ass room full of recording equipment and about ten million comics. The house has a nice backyard, a pool and guinea pigs. So nice!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I caught up with Mike and Matt drinking their lite-beer and exchanging stories when this girl started banging on the window. It was Matt&#8217;s friend Alex (remember that post?). She really really wanted to show us &#8216;circus freaks&#8217; that were staying at her house.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">We went over and were introduced to Terry and Simon, who were carny folk. One of them was the Worlds Greatest Unicycling Champion and the other juggles stuff. They put on a show for the next three hours or so. We got hungry and lost interest after a while and went to have tacos for dinner.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">There was supposed to be a fight for the bed between me and Matt but he just backed down and moved in to the recording studio. I&#8217;m hardcore.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Erin was staying at her mum&#8217;s so I didn&#8217;t get to see her until the next day.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">We stayed up pretty late watching the telly and then went to bed.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">And that&#8217;s the story of my first day in Melbourne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I finally made the big move and I&#8217;m now living in Melbourne. Time to update the little profile on the right side of this page! The last couple of days were pretty rubbish. I packed a lot of boxes and stuff and met up with a lot of friends for farewell gatherings and stuff &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":14589,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[852],"class_list":["post-8568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-melbourne"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8568"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8570,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8568\/revisions\/8570"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}