{"id":8571,"date":"2004-03-07T17:32:50","date_gmt":"2004-03-07T07:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8571"},"modified":"2012-10-22T17:33:17","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T07:33:17","slug":"if-you-laugh-when-youre-in-the-jungle-you-give-your-position-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8571","title":{"rendered":"If you laugh when you&#8217;re in the jungle, you give your position away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So it finally happened&#8230; the beard is off, i guess you can say it was by public demand. Although i thought i&#8217;d show some gratude to Jassa and keep my goatee so that he can still say: &#8220;i like your little beard.&#8221;. Now is that friendship or what? &#8230; i still cant believe it was voted against 7-2. bah!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Edo has arrived in melbourne and we had a fun filled day catching up and all that jazz&#8230; infact me, mike and edo even had the first Salt Monkey&#8217;s band practice for 5 years!! how awesome is that?! Salt Monkeys reunion style! man, all the memories.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">As you can imagine with edo being round there is no shortage of wrestling talk, and it seems at its most convienent that next weekend is WrestleMania XX&#8230; woo! now all we have to do is find a bar that will broadcast it on a big screen TV at 9am and summon up the courage to drink that early&#8230; it wont be easy, but for wrestling&#8230; we may just pull it off. Speaking of wrestling, there is only one spare bed in Mike&#8217;s house&#8230; so i suggested to edo that we should wrestle to see who would gain rights to the bed. although beating him AND stealing the bed is a bit cruel&#8230; heh heh.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Just for the record i would like to mention that the Italian rugby team beat scotland over the weekend&#8230; WOO!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Go to bed&#8230; its late.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\nout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So it finally happened&#8230; the beard is off, i guess you can say it was by public demand. Although i thought i&#8217;d show some gratude to Jassa and keep my goatee so that he can still say: &#8220;i like your little beard.&#8221;. Now is that friendship or what? &#8230; i still cant believe it was &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8572,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8571\/revisions\/8572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}