{"id":8580,"date":"2004-03-02T17:35:57","date_gmt":"2004-03-02T07:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8580"},"modified":"2012-10-22T17:36:31","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T07:36:31","slug":"short-misfortunes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8580","title":{"rendered":"Short misfortunes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today\u2019s just been one of those days. One of those \u2018if only\u2026. *sigh*\u2019 days. My favourite author, Isabel Allende is in Adelaide at the moment for writers\u2019 week and as much as I would have loved to have gone and seen her show today, I didn\u2019t think I could miss today\u2019s lessons. So I got up and went to school. On the way I got the front of my car squished by a Coca Cola truck. It wasn\u2019t my fault, he was in a right turning lane and decided to turn left. The bumper needs replacing and the front indicator fell out but it\u2019s ok because my grandpa fixed it with sticky tape\u2026 it looks like it\u2019s got a giant band-aid on it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Note:\u00a0 This blog was written by Erin Wallis<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today\u2019s just been one of those days. One of those \u2018if only\u2026. *sigh*\u2019 days. My favourite author, Isabel Allende is in Adelaide at the moment for writers\u2019 week and as much as I would have loved to have gone and seen her show today, I didn\u2019t think I could miss today\u2019s lessons. So I got &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8580"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8580\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8581,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8580\/revisions\/8581"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}