{"id":8597,"date":"2004-02-25T17:44:26","date_gmt":"2004-02-25T07:44:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8597"},"modified":"2014-05-23T15:05:02","modified_gmt":"2014-05-23T05:05:02","slug":"get-down-happy-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8597","title":{"rendered":"Get down, happy people"},"content":{"rendered":"

T<\/span>alk about a brain fart, what exactly have I been doing lately? Honestly…I sat down to write stuff and then i’m like…what was I gonna say again? Idiot.<\/p>\n

I didn’t make it to my lecture today, but i have promised myself that I’ll go tomorow. It just didn’t seem worth getting up for. My early morning logic is a very bad influence on me. I can convince myself to stay in bed for the stupidest reasons. But today i just went ‘nah’ and turned my phone off. Got up at two, ate jam, smoked cigarette, left the flat and now i am here. So simple!<\/p>\n

There is an imposter on this campus. Apparently i have a lookalike, and she has been sighted by my friends Luan and Louise. When i walked out of my room this afternoon, Anna and Mikie looked puzzled and said they swore they saw me walking down the street earlier. I roared and threatened to hit her with my umbrella is she stepped anywhere near me. Stupid girl…i’m not sulking. I just don’t like copy cats.<\/p>\n

I want chicken wings.<\/p>\n

Anyway, Pat and John came here on Sunday to hang out. Unfortunately Acoustic night has been reduced to a bunch of depressive wannabes warbling out their sadness, so i feel like i let them down a little. Whatever happened to the acoustic nights that were filled with laughter and fun?!! Raah, I’ve been here too long! Check out bitter veteran me! But yeah, Pat got sick. Hah. I will leave him to fill in the story.<\/p>\n

I’m just so annoyed with myself. I feel like I should be more ‘dedicated’ and all that stuff. I’m just one big human floater at the moment. I just want to flick my own ears and shout at myself, which I have done a couple of times in the kitchen at home, but everyone just puts it down to nicotine withdrawals. Work, i must work!! I guess this is me at my most Gollum like mood.<\/p>\n

Raaah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Talk about a brain fart, what exactly have I been doing lately? Honestly…I sat down to write stuff and then i’m like…what was I gonna say again? Idiot. I didn’t make it to my lecture today, but i have promised myself that I’ll go tomorow. It just didn’t seem worth getting up for. My early …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":14583,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8597"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15222,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8597\/revisions\/15222"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}