{"id":8646,"date":"2004-01-27T18:15:32","date_gmt":"2004-01-27T08:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8646"},"modified":"2012-10-22T18:16:03","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T08:16:03","slug":"the-time-has-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8646","title":{"rendered":"The time has come"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I woke up this morning and discovered a nice big pimple on my nose\u2026 why does that always happen??<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">School wasn\u2019t too bad though. I moved out of the SHIP class (the kids were all 15!!) and in to a year 13 class. So now I am definitely cool. And I was befriended by a strangely woolly boy who was able to talk for hours about all the time we spent together in Physics class two years ago (?!)\u2026 I think he\u2019s decided that I should win because he follows me everywhere.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I got my timetable and found out that they no longer have Spanish classes at school. Good news: I finish at 1:15 on Monday. Bad news: On Thursdays I have no free lessons then two hours of after school Drama rehearsals followed by three hours of Spanish classes in the city. Have therefore decided that Thursdays I will ritually die and reincarnate. Good news: I have a car which I have finally conquered! Bad news: Randomly, the waistband of my skirt comes well past my belly button. Is that allowed? I\u2019m sure in the Sharon act of 1994 a law was passed in which teenage girls were not allowed to wear anything that restricted stomach flashing.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">My head is spinning. Am too tired. Must eat. Goodbye.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127043115\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/\" target=\"new\">Erin<\/a> @ 03:26 PM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127043115\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000570.html\">Link<\/a>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127043115\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000570.html#comments\">1 Comment<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 1 Comment<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8220;strangely woolly &#8221; ?!<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 01\/27\/2004 11:44 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning and discovered a nice big pimple on my nose\u2026 why does that always happen?? School wasn\u2019t too bad though. I moved out of the SHIP class (the kids were all 15!!) and in to a year 13 class. So now I am definitely cool. And I was befriended by a &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8647,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8646\/revisions\/8647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}