{"id":8660,"date":"2004-01-18T18:20:59","date_gmt":"2004-01-18T08:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8660"},"modified":"2014-05-12T08:43:08","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T22:43:08","slug":"more-from-the-lovely-erin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8660","title":{"rendered":"More From The Lovely Erin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I hate shopping. Yesterday I tried on about 50 million pares of togs and only bought some in the end because my brother had run away out of sheer boredom and my current pair are literally unwearable. The elastic is so far gone that they fall up an off and around and there is no way they would have withstood any kind of water sports.<br \/>\nSo anyway, now I have a string bikini. Peach. And although they look a little scary on, after careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that it is me that is at fault and not the swimsuit.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">And today I went knee boarding, a slightly painful but otherwise enjoyable experience. I managed to get up a couple of times but only for about five seconds at a time. I really hope that all those roomers about sewerage flow in to Lake Alexandrena aren\u2019t true as I swallowed more than a mouthful of water.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I\u2019ve had a lot of trouble getting to sleep at night lately. I go to bed early so that I can get in a good eight hours, hoping to rise early but I just start thinking about stuff and one thing leads to another and it\u2019s two o\u2019clock in the morning. And I don\u2019t even know where the time goes. Anyway, last night I came to the realisation that I only have one week left before I have to go back to school. School school with uniforms and laced black shoes, power hungry teachers and signed notes to go to the toilet. Yay.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127033344\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/\" target=\"new\">Erin<\/a> @ 04:46 PM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127033344\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000561.html\">Link<\/a>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127033344\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000561.html#comments\">No Comments<\/a>]\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate shopping. Yesterday I tried on about 50 million pares of togs and only bought some in the end because my brother had run away out of sheer boredom and my current pair are literally unwearable. The elastic is so far gone that they fall up an off and around and there is no &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14630,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8660"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14667,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8660\/revisions\/14667"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}