{"id":8681,"date":"2004-01-13T18:32:43","date_gmt":"2004-01-13T08:32:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8681"},"modified":"2014-05-21T17:20:04","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T07:20:04","slug":"australian-goodness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8681","title":{"rendered":"Australian Goodness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Well there we have it&#8230; phase two of my gap year is up and running!! WOO! Yes i arrived nice and sound in Melbourne and was not stopped at customs by big scary (but oh so cute) sniffer dogs. WOO!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I flew to singapore with Ben and we wondered around aimlessly to eat much foods&#8230; then he proceeded to whip my ass 10-1 in games of 9-ball pool&#8230; ass.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">How long does it take you to get ripped-off when on holiday? me? it didnt even wait til i was in australia&#8230; in singapore i went to change money into aussie dollars and the guy gave me three aussie $2 notes&#8230; it wasnt til later that i learnt that the australian $2 hasnt been used in many years and is now completly worthless&#8230; people will laugh and point at me. i will be the but of all jokes. ass.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">In good news Ben&#8217;s mum, K-rol, gave me a Thien-Hock shirt as a leaving present!! WOOOO!! I have now become the 3rd person in the history to have this shirt (behind Ben and Jess)! how awesome is that! you will bow-down to me and my shirt! ace.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Flight to Aus was long&#8230; plus ALL the entertainment on the flight wasnt working so i had to settle for reading the new Michael Moore book &#8220;Dude, where&#8217;s my country&#8221;&#8230; dam good. WOO!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">The plan? i&#8217;m off job-searching sometime soon&#8230; although to be perfectly honest i dont really work here, but i need something to help me travel around, and some money never goes amiss.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So far its been going like this: Mike goes to work, i wake up late and talk to erin all day and play with the guinee pigs (spl?). Its so sweet that my bro has his own place&#8230; he must feel achieved.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I did my first bit of &#8220;responsability thing&#8221; today&#8230; i called the department of immigration and they told me that my visa was ok and there was no problems:<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Me: Hello immigration guy<br \/>\nHim: Hi<br \/>\nMe: I have a visa<br \/>\nHim: Awesome&#8230; does it have writting on it and the australian seal?<br \/>\nMe: Yes<br \/>\nHim: Cool no problems there then<br \/>\nMe: Ace.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">That was that then&#8230; they guy couldnt have been much over 20 and was pretty decent&#8230; i will invite him to my birthday party in july.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Edo and Ben come here in febuary&#8230; it will be much rocks! although i think edo should come sooner so we can laugh much and explore this city together&#8230; little boy in big city syndrome.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Just wanted to tell the people back in brunei that i miss them&#8230; take care my northside-brunei brethren, you will not be forgotten.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">and ishan: you are cool boots. spread the word my friend&#8230; spread the word.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">out.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Matt @ 11:41 AM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127033516\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000551.html\">Link<\/a>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127033516\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000551.html#comments\">6 comments<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 6 comments<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">matty matty matty, i wanna feel so good with you.<br \/>\ndidn&#8217;t know you were in australia, you always kept secrets from me&#8230;<br \/>\nso hey give me a buzz, i&#8217;ll be trippin out on clarkycat and triple sod, going &#8216;jessopjessopjessop&#8217;, and my arms will feel like a couple of fortnights in a bad balloon. anyway, word bitch, email me.<br \/>\nT<br \/>\nI<br \/>\nM<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"mailto:themonolover@hotmail.com\">the good king wenceslas<\/a> @ 01\/15\/2004 04:53 AM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Jassa, i heard a horror story that you wernt gonna be in adelaide in march! &#8220;what da hell man!&#8221;. letme know when your gonna be around and i&#8217;ll try materalise a date to come over.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Matt @ 01\/14\/2004 10:34 AM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">matt! when are you gettin&#8217; your ass down to sunny ol&#8217; adelaide. i expect you, mike, erin, edo, and whoever else to drop by some time soon. peas out!<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by jassa @ 01\/14\/2004 07:40 AM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">gonna miss ya buddy, sucked munky sphincter that i cudnt get a chance to say gd bye to u bruss, had sum awesome times. For the love of GOD! my anus is BLEEDING!!!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Ihsan @ 01\/13\/2004 09:48 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">(points finger) hahahahahaha&#8230;.two dollar notes&#8230;hahahahahaha&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8230;.hehehe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">..heh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8230;oh that is good.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 01\/13\/2004 08:14 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Hey! we miss you too! glad you made it ok. hehehehe &#8211; yea the $2 coin has been in for a while now! oh well. did you get my e-mail? write back when you get the chance.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Batgirl @ 01\/13\/2004 04:47 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well there we have it&#8230; phase two of my gap year is up and running!! WOO! Yes i arrived nice and sound in Melbourne and was not stopped at customs by big scary (but oh so cute) sniffer dogs. WOO! 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