Today is a sad day. My Costa Rican soccer team has lost a very important game against SAPRISSA and I now have to walk around my town in high heals and a a slutty red top. While all the purple saprisistas are still in the bar drinking and merry-making. It’s 11 o’clock in the morning.<\/p>\n
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