{"id":8728,"date":"2003-12-06T18:53:29","date_gmt":"2003-12-06T08:53:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8728"},"modified":"2012-10-22T18:53:54","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T08:53:54","slug":"dans-21st-birthday-party-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8728","title":{"rendered":"Dan&#8217;s 21st Birthday Party Recap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I was a little late getting there as my transportation fell through at the last minute which meant I had to take a cab there (grumble grumble..).<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">When I got to the house, the first thing I noticed was that there was a shitload of people there and I knew almost none of them. Although eventually I picked out a few familiar faces. But Dan has like sixty friends or something. Popular bastard.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I eventually managed to find Dan sitting by a pool talking to some girl. Passed on my best wishes and stuff. Then I saw Sophie. She seems way skinnier than I remember. And she seems elated to be out of Brunei.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">We did the chat about Brunei thing and it is really apparent how glad she is to get out of there. She didn&#8217;t have many kind words to say about the place. She told me she almost got married. Crazy.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I met a girl there called Peta who was going to the Smackdown show tomorrow so we talked for ages about wrestling and I&#8217;m thrilled to hear her use the terms &#8216;job&#8217;, &#8216;angle&#8217; and &#8216;five moves of doom&#8217;. Nerdy wrestling goodness.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">After that I talked to her boyfriend Ryan who reminds me of Pleasant Dan Rose. He was just a nice dude all round and listened politely to my stories.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Everyone gathered round for a toast to Dan at 11ish. We didn&#8217;t get to hear any embarassing stories so instead we got an appraisal of his character and how funny, charming and witty he is. I know a certain Scottish girl who spends a lot of time online who would agree.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Dan gave an awesome speech. I dunno if he planned it or not but he said some nice lines like &#8216;You&#8217;re all here today because you are the people most significant in my life *shifts eyes*&#8230;.for now&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">After that we had some caaaaaake.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I wasn&#8217;t really feeling up for another cab ride home so I got a lift off Ryan and Peta who went a million miles out of their way to drop me off. I was grateful.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I&#8217;ll let Dan fill in the blanks for the rest of the party.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">All in all, a good night~!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"mailto:edo@spy-magazine.net\">Edo<\/a> @ 11:01 AM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127040339\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000522.html\">Link<\/a>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127040339\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000522.html#comments\">1 Comment<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 1 Comment<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Smackdown! &#8230; ass. i am SO jealous.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">i&#8217;ll just have to make you tap on wednesday. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">out.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Matt @ 12\/06\/2003 05:13 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was a little late getting there as my transportation fell through at the last minute which meant I had to take a cab there (grumble grumble..). 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