{"id":8749,"date":"2003-11-25T19:06:23","date_gmt":"2003-11-25T09:06:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8749"},"modified":"2012-10-22T19:06:49","modified_gmt":"2012-10-22T09:06:49","slug":"the-hardest-button-to-button","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8749","title":{"rendered":"The hardest button to button"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Ahhh&#8230;i sit here in suburban bliss, looking out at the window, watching the ice form on the roads and the windows, while i sit here in my sister&#8217;s cosy house and think &#8216;bugger, its not going to be so cosy after tonight&#8217;. I&#8217;ve been here since saturday, thought i&#8217;d get a bit of &#8216;me&#8217; time as well as a bit of family time thrown in too. I was planning on staying here for like a week, but i got a text message from Andre one of the guys in my documentary group telling me there&#8217;s a meeting tomorow at half eleven. Stupid driven foreign students, let me slack off!!!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Huhuhuh, Pat it looks like you gave your leftover hair to Adam.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">The world has gone rugby crazy. Just cause England won. I was at Rob&#8217;s house the morning the game was on, and even though they&#8217;re all die hard football fans, they were banging on each other&#8217;s door at 9am to wake up to watch the game live on telly. Gay. I just slept. I&#8217;m good at that.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So i&#8217;m trying to work out what to write my dissertation on. I&#8217;m doing research now&#8230;right now i&#8217;m toying with the idea of Violent Women in Film. But i still like my witches idea&#8230;i have til Thursday so thats not a very long time to make up my mind and write a proposal for it.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I woke up this morning (well, afternoon if i have to honest) with a dog on my head. My sister had dropped off her chihuahua and its decided to make a nest on my head. Along with this, i get a text message from Tom, but all i can remember about that message was that it said Poolllllllly! alot so altogether i had a very strange way to wake up today. Thought that needed to be shared. Its not everyday and it&#8217;s not very often you get to have a chihuahua on your head. Cosy little creatures they are.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Apparently my folks are going weird cuz i&#8217;m sick. Tthey think i&#8217;ve been sick continously since September. I dont know where they got this idea into their head. But anyway, when i get to Brunei they&#8217;re sending me off to the hospital for tests. My sister&#8217;s think this is quite amusing. I dont. They&#8217;ll make me run, and do all sorts of stupid little things just to tell me that i&#8217;m unfit and should eat healthier. See&#8230;i already know what&#8217;s wrong with me. My mum is gonna try rope me into having a milk bath. Fat chance lady!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Its well foggy outside now. Its starting to feel like Christmas. This is good. It brings warm fuzzies to the mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhh&#8230;i sit here in suburban bliss, looking out at the window, watching the ice form on the roads and the windows, while i sit here in my sister&#8217;s cosy house and think &#8216;bugger, its not going to be so cosy after tonight&#8217;. I&#8217;ve been here since saturday, thought i&#8217;d get a bit of &#8216;me&#8217; time &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8750,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8749\/revisions\/8750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}