{"id":8813,"date":"2003-10-29T18:28:16","date_gmt":"2003-10-29T08:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8813"},"modified":"2012-10-23T18:28:41","modified_gmt":"2012-10-23T08:28:41","slug":"reading-peoples-emails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8813","title":{"rendered":"Reading People’s Emails"},"content":{"rendered":"

I thought I would betray everyone’s trust and reprint some material from old emails:<\/p>\n

#1<\/strong> – “I wish i could make someone cry. I’ve made people cry before…it was fun. I once made Shaheen Zinna cry because i shouted at her before flashing my tits at her. I was hoping she’d get really offended and storm off but apparently she cried later on. Wow. My boobies made that much of an impression on
\nher.”<\/p>\n

#2<\/strong> – “Right first things first, I am not being involved in anything which goes by the name of Team Blood, who ever thought of it is a silly, silly person and deserves to be gun butted in the dong. Also, Seeing as this reunion thing is being held at my house I think we can all find it in our hearts to change the name to something a little less SHIT!!! If you don’t like it then you will have to stay with Sam and sleep with his grandma or some shit.”<\/p>\n

#3<\/strong> – “In other news, I have joined a punk band. We play stuff like Ataris, Blink, and New Found Glory.”<\/p>\n

#4<\/strong> – “I don’t think I would have sex with someone silver.”<\/p>\n

Win a prize if you can guess who wrote those.<\/p>\n

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Posted by Edo<\/a> @ 11:40 AM AST [Link<\/a>] [8 comments<\/a>]\n

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Replies: 8 comments<\/strong><\/p>\n

hi<\/p>\n

Posted by joe<\/a> @ 11\/30\/2003 05:26 PM AST<\/p>\n

Angela 3\/4.<\/p>\n

The correct answers:<\/p>\n

a) Angela
\nb) Tom
\nc) Sam
\nd) Erin<\/p>\n

Posted by Edo @ 10\/30\/2003 09:57 AM AST<\/p>\n

heehee<\/p>\n

1) Angela
\n2) Tom
\n3)Sam
\n4)no idea.<\/p>\n

Posted by angela @ 10\/30\/2003 12:20 AM AST<\/p>\n

1\/4 Pat.<\/p>\n

Posted by Edo @ 10\/29\/2003 11:19 PM AST<\/p>\n

1. Angela
\n2. Rod
\n3. Mike
\n4. Sam<\/p>\n

Posted by Pat @ 10\/29\/2003 08:17 PM AST<\/p>\n

Mike you got 2\/4 and Matt you got 1\/4.<\/p>\n

Ah…Team Blood. We should make t-shirts.<\/p>\n

Posted by Edo @ 10\/29\/2003 04:14 PM AST<\/p>\n

1: angela
\n2: rod
\n3: sam
\n4: no fucking clue<\/p>\n

Posted by mike @ 10\/29\/2003 03:43 PM AST<\/p>\n

1st: Pat
\n2nd: … Rod?
\n3rd: Sam
\n4th: Tom?<\/p>\n

(haha! it was my idea to call it TEAM BLOOD!)<\/p>\n

Posted by Matt @ 10\/29\/2003 02:51 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I thought I would betray everyone’s trust and reprint some material from old emails: #1 – “I wish i could make someone cry. I’ve made people cry before…it was fun. I once made Shaheen Zinna cry because i shouted at her before flashing my tits at her. I was hoping she’d get really offended and …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8814,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8813\/revisions\/8814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}