{"id":8821,"date":"2003-10-27T18:31:16","date_gmt":"2003-10-27T08:31:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8821"},"modified":"2012-10-23T18:31:49","modified_gmt":"2012-10-23T08:31:49","slug":"my-boyfriends-back-hes-gonna-save-my-reputation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8821","title":{"rendered":"My Boyfriend&#8217;s Back, He&#8217;s Gonna Save My Reputation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8230;i&#8217;m digging the gimmie gimmies again this week. dam nice.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">You know what the best thing about the islamic calander is? getting days off work! &#8230; but seriously folks, Matt is happy this morning cause i dont have to go to work. yay! I think this day shall be used to recover from the weekend&#8230; and what a crazy and tiring weekend it was too.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">On thursday the first good thing to come outta work finally popped up its head&#8230; yup. i was going diving&#8230; good stuff (so i thought). Turns out that there was massive swell in the sea and half the dam crew on the boat, including me, got seasick&#8230; fuckaroo. no diving for me then&#8230; dam tropical storms.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Friday was the night of my friend Mel&#8217;s 18th fancy dress party&#8230; i ended up scrapping the whole pirate idea (as previously posted), and just as well to cause someone else went as a pirate&#8230; so what did i go as? simple&#8230; A fireman. I stuck to the simply principle: Fireman = Sex appeal. it was safe to say that brunei&#8217;s famous rageing bush fires were no where to be seen that night&#8230; wooo! Twas a good party in the end&#8230; i saw abunch of friends, laughed and drank til my belly rippled when people poked it.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Saturday, after ignoring the surestead rule of &#8220;do not drink 24hours before diving&#8221;, i went out for another dive&#8230; only trouble was that this time i was hungover like a motherfucker. but it was much more successful than the thurdsdays&#8230; and i must admit i do feel superstar when i tell people that my job is &#8216;to go diving and find stuff&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Sunday&#8230; messed around the empire pools with some friends&#8230; many how much rocking are bouncy castles in water? &#8230; i&#8217;m such a big kid. however, due to Puasa (the fasting month) starting this week there will be no more bouncy castles at the empire for a month&#8230; ass. Afterall that i finally went to watch &#8220;the rundown&#8221;&#8230; dam funny. well, i didnt have high hopes so i was impressed. Why is the rock beyond awesomeness? &#8230; respect Dwyane.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">my friend bit me over the weekend and made me bleed&#8230; make sure this doesnt happen to you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">out.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Matt @ 12:42 PM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127042910\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000470.html\">Link<\/a>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127042910\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000470.html#comments\">3 comments<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 3 comments<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Faten just rocketed up in my books again.. (is that possible!)<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">edo: &#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Matt @ 10\/27\/2003 07:26 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Where did your friend bite you?<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 10\/27\/2003 03:11 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">haha you made a really hot fireman!! the hat with the light on it was damn sexy \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127042910\/http:\/\/foxxyness.org\/\" target=\"new\">Faten<\/a> @ 10\/27\/2003 02:08 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;i&#8217;m digging the gimmie gimmies again this week. dam nice. You know what the best thing about the islamic calander is? getting days off work! &#8230; but seriously folks, Matt is happy this morning cause i dont have to go to work. yay! 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