{"id":8857,"date":"2003-10-12T18:46:33","date_gmt":"2003-10-12T08:46:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8857"},"modified":"2012-10-23T18:47:03","modified_gmt":"2012-10-23T08:47:03","slug":"holy-shit-wont-you-look-at-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8857","title":{"rendered":"Holy Shit, Won&#8217;t You Look At That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I just found a sexy email that told me my password for this when I got given it like 2 years a go, and it still works. Wow I feel like a terrorist or something.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I feel like a fridge full of arseholes right now. Went out to a crappy club last night and decided sambuca was the drink that I should be drinking and if I should be drinking it then I should be drinking lots of it, so I did. I woke up this morning and thought suicide was the only option. If anyone hasn&#8217;t had the pleasure of this drink then you&#8217;ll have to try it, it hurts you.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Tonight I&#8217;m supposed to be going on a house night out to a gay bar, a very sketchy one. I&#8217;ve decided to duck out of this adventure due to the act that we&#8217;ll probably just end up insulting EVERYONE in the club and get knifed and buggered, which I&#8217;m not really up for tonight.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">My uni course sucks a considerable amount of balls. I&#8217;m doing a drama course and the first words of my first lecture were &#8220;From this moment on, you people must forget about story, theatre here is not about story&#8221;, To which I thought &#8220;gay&#8221;. I like the story aspect in theatre, infact the story aspect is my favourite part, INFACT that&#8217;s the whole fucking reason i&#8217;m doing theatre bloody studies. The last thing that lecturer did as a performance was sit in the middle of Chester covered in honey eating a bag of flower, to which he said &#8220;you probably think i&#8217;m crazy, but I had reason to do it which justified it&#8221;, to which I thought &#8220;prick&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So yeah, I think a change is in the cards.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I&#8217;m off now to smoke some crack. Later Maters!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Tom @ 12:11 AM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127034639\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000452.html\">Link<\/a>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127034639\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000452.html#comments\">2 comments<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 2 comments<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Belly!!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Matt @ 10\/12\/2003 04:07 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Fun Spy Mag Fact: Both Annie Bandial and Erin Wallis also have accounts to blog and have posted before, years ago.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 10\/12\/2003 07:34 AM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just found a sexy email that told me my password for this when I got given it like 2 years a go, and it still works. Wow I feel like a terrorist or something. I feel like a fridge full of arseholes right now. Went out to a crappy club last night and decided &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8857"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8858,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8857\/revisions\/8858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}