{"id":8925,"date":"2003-09-05T17:19:37","date_gmt":"2003-09-05T07:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8925"},"modified":"2014-06-02T14:14:54","modified_gmt":"2014-06-02T04:14:54","slug":"whos-getting-married-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=8925","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s Getting Married First?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So, i&#8217;m the middle of a conversation with Edo and we happen to be talking about if this site was to keep continuing as it is and lasts for a long time (5 more years?) who whould be most likely to get hitched out of our beloved staff&#8230; and more importantly i wanna be invited!! i&#8217;ve never been to a wedding before.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Heres the list we came up with:<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">1. Mike<br \/>\n2. Sam<br \/>\n3. Pat<br \/>\n4. Dan<br \/>\n5. Angie<br \/>\n6. Edo<br \/>\n7. Matt<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">how do i figure this? well let me explain.<br \/>\n<strong>Mike<\/strong>: currently living with his highschool sweetheart, they&#8217;ve been together for around 6-7 years, been living together for 2.<br \/>\n<strong>Sam<\/strong>: sam is a rockstar&#8230; he was born to be a rockstar. therefore to fit into the stereotypical &#8216;rockstar&#8217; persona he will marry in his early 20s.<br \/>\n<strong>Pat<\/strong>: pat said that within the next 5 years that he is planning on settling down&#8230; thus putting him high on the list as he has, what i dont&#8230; goals. (plus the fact that he&#8217;s off to europe, could get one of those drunken marriages!)<br \/>\n<strong>Dan<\/strong>: dan is one of those people that we find his girl and realise that she is right&#8230; however crazy steph is not advised dan. !!<br \/>\n<strong>Angie<\/strong>: Angie seems to be enjoying Uni way too much these days to bother changing her life and getting married&#8230; party on Angie<br \/>\n<strong>Edo<\/strong>: edo is near the bottom simply dude to him not knowing where he will be next year and thus may involve moving cities, friends etc. he&#8217;ll then need to settle down again&#8230; so no marridge soon.<br \/>\n<strong>Matt<\/strong>: Same as edo really, except the fact that i&#8217;m not even 20, and i have absoltely nothing to offer.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">no one should take any offence to this as no offence is intended.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">If you dont agree then feel free to comment on it.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">out.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Matt @ 04:56 PM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127043043\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000416.html\">Link<\/a>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127043043\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000416.html#comments\">7 comments<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 7 comments<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Er, Are we talking about Mike and Erin from Milkplus? If so, they&#8217;ve been married for a couple years now. I just googled in here, btw. I used to be their housemate up in Darwin.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127043043\/http:\/\/www.plonkerpunk.com\/\" target=\"new\">Lori<\/a> @ 09\/13\/2003 07:02 AM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I love making up Sam&#8217;s destiny&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">so far we have that he will be an over-possessive rockstar parent that will marry young.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">out.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Matt @ 09\/06\/2003 11:19 AM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Lil&#8217; Tommy and Angelica!<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 09\/05\/2003 11:34 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">i dont want to be some scary auntie. Maybe i&#8217;ll be the cool auntie that they smoke cigarettes with.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Yeah.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">It&#8217;ll be like something out of Rug Rats. All our children in one massive play pen.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by angela @ 09\/05\/2003 11:07 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Tom should have lots of kids. And they can crawl over Uncle Sam.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 09\/05\/2003 10:44 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">he has to name it after us. All of us.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">And Tom&#8217;s baby is STILL sonna be Molly-Jason&#8230;regardless of gender<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by ange @ 09\/05\/2003 10:23 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I would just like to add I think Angie would make a great fussy mom and Sam would be a neat over-protective dad. It is his destiny to have a daughter.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 09\/05\/2003 05:02 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, i&#8217;m the middle of a conversation with Edo and we happen to be talking about if this site was to keep continuing as it is and lasts for a long time (5 more years?) who whould be most likely to get hitched out of our beloved staff&#8230; and more importantly i wanna be invited!! &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":14584,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[70],"class_list":["post-8925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-marriage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8925"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15495,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8925\/revisions\/15495"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}