{"id":9058,"date":"2003-07-17T16:19:28","date_gmt":"2003-07-17T06:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9058"},"modified":"2012-10-28T16:20:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-28T06:20:00","slug":"youre-better-off-without-him-dont-call-him-hes-breaking-your-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9058","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re better off without him, don&#8217;t call him, he&#8217;s breaking your heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Hello all, long update alert.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Last wednesday I went to Warped Tour, which was awesome. I will put some pics up as soon as I hurry up and finish the film so I can get them developed.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Bands I saw:<br \/>\nThe Ataris<br \/>\nDropkick Murphys<br \/>\nPennywise<br \/>\nThe Used<br \/>\nThrice<br \/>\nThe Unseen<br \/>\nAndrew W.K.<br \/>\nAvenged Sevenfold<br \/>\nPoison The Well<br \/>\nLess Than Jake<br \/>\nSuicide Machines<br \/>\nS.T.U.N.<br \/>\nAnd Last, and by no means least&#8230;<br \/>\nRANCID!!!!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">You have to understand, this is my first time every seeing Rancid, so I am stoked. I am still stoked about it a week later.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">They played all the best shit: (journey to the end of the east bay, ruby soho, timebomb, wars end, roots radicals, St. Mary, Tenderloin, Salvation) as well as a song from the new album, Indestructible, and it sounded sick.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I also got to meet some cool people, I met all of Less Than Jake, I met Tim and Lars from Rancid in the line for food, I met the singer of Dropkick, whos name escaped me. Oh, and I met Kris Roe from the Ataris&#8230;all very cool people.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I have a new girlfriend, who I have been with now for about a month. Her name is Bonnie and she is perfect. She is like a more attractive female version of me. The first time I met her, I asked her what her favorite song of all time was, and she said &#8220;History of A Boring Town.&#8221; The woman is perfect.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I will put a pic up soon.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">My first update on this site, (Well, not actually technically the first, but the first one where I was not introducing myself was as follows)<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em>I just got home from work. Very boring. But its better than Mike&#8217;s dream job of a shoveling shit. But not much.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em> The only real thing I have to look forward to in my day is the lunatic fork lift truck driver who is undoubtedly a few cards short of a full deck. That and the woman who works in reception who obviously fancies me. She&#8217;s like 30 something, but everytime I come in she likes goes out of her way to get up and wave at me and engage me in conversation. It&#8217;s really flattering. heheh<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em> my list of things that would be great right now (and none of them involve bubbles)<br \/>\n1. To be in a pub with a cold beer<br \/>\n2. To have Jeanne here<br \/>\n3. To get some inspiration and finish that dammn song I have half written<br \/>\n4. To have my balls shaved by 3 playboy bunnies<br \/>\n5. Sex<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em> I got a junk mail today informing me how best to clean out my intestine. Not only should I watch what I eat, I should get colonic irrigation like twice a year. I reackon that would be well weird. Someone sticking a hose up your ass and letting rip. But I can imagine it feeling great afterwards, but on the other hand weighing like, 10 kilos less.<br \/>\nThe email was really graphic too. It takes a lot to offend me, but it really turned my stomach. Here&#8217;s an excerpt:<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em> &#8220;.I came off the Cleanse today and I am SO IMPRESSED! I could not believe the filth and slime that came out! And so MUCH of it! Where does it all come from? Amazing!&#8221;<br \/>\nS. Ward, Tucson, Arizona <\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em> How foul is that?<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em> Speaking of which, I took a crap after a heavy night the other day and it weighed 5 kilos. Thats a big fucking shit!<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em> I&#8217;m going to go now before this turns into another one of Angela&#8217;s updates&#8230;or is it too late for that?<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em> &#8220;and new year&#8217;s eve was as boring as heaven, I watched flies fuck on channel 11&#8221; that was for mike.<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><em> I got a minus on my Karma for my last update. Is that bad?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Things havent changed much<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Oh, one more thing&#8230;.That little soundbyte in the middle of &#8220;Your Boyfriend Sucks&#8221; by the Ataris, what is that from? You know the one&#8230;where he is rambling on about getting the girl to lift up the button on the door?<br \/>\nMike? Jassa? Anyone?<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Sam @ 05:10 AM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127041749\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000369.html\">Link<\/a>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127041749\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000369.html#comments\">3 comments<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 3 comments<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8230;doesn&#8217;t beer have bubbles&#8230;<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Dee @ 07\/18\/2003 07:47 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">From memory, they tell you where the sound bite is from in the FAQ at <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127041749\/http:\/\/www.ataris.com\/\" target=\"new\">www.ataris.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 07\/18\/2003 11:24 AM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">i don&#8217;t know where that sound bite is from. though it is very cool. and shall endeavour to find out.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Andrew WK must have been awesome to see live.<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by mike @ 07\/17\/2003 06:52 AM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello all, long update alert. Last wednesday I went to Warped Tour, which was awesome. I will put some pics up as soon as I hurry up and finish the film so I can get them developed. Bands I saw: The Ataris Dropkick Murphys Pennywise The Used Thrice The Unseen Andrew W.K. Avenged Sevenfold Poison &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9058"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9058\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9059,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9058\/revisions\/9059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}