{"id":9098,"date":"2003-06-22T16:40:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-22T06:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9098"},"modified":"2014-05-12T19:25:31","modified_gmt":"2014-05-12T09:25:31","slug":"mmm-unemployment-insurance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9098","title":{"rendered":"Mmm, unemployment insurance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Got laid off of my gay job the other day. So now i have an appointment on Monday to claim unemployment insurance or in other works money for sitting on my ass. I guess i really should look for another job though at some point instead of golfing and drinking. I am supposed to move out in two months as well.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Yesterday, i had a dinner date with this cool chick michelle. She told me this chinese restaurant to meet her and i thought i knew the one. I go there and all&#8230;only to find it wasnt the right one&#8230;and turned out she was sitting and waiting by herself for half an hour at this other place. Then i cant get hold of her when i get home as she is at this restaurant. I give up and go out to my friends party&#8230;where she calls me and bitches me out&#8230;which is understandable i guess. This is going to be hard to tell her i got the place totally wrong and sound&#8230;how do i fuck these things up.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Hey Edo: England are playing South Africa in Perth in October&#8230;during the world cup&#8230;check that out if you can&#8230;should be a good one.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Speaking of rugby, england are now the number one team after solid wins over nz and australia&#8230;they are favourites to take the world cup at 2\/1&#8230;.yay&#8230;something to cheer about.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Lates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got laid off of my gay job the other day. So now i have an appointment on Monday to claim unemployment insurance or in other works money for sitting on my ass. I guess i really should look for another job though at some point instead of golfing and drinking. I am supposed to move &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":14586,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9098"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14771,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9098\/revisions\/14771"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}