{"id":9219,"date":"2003-05-09T22:23:48","date_gmt":"2003-05-09T12:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9219"},"modified":"2012-10-29T22:24:11","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T12:24:11","slug":"here-today-gone-late-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9219","title":{"rendered":"Here today, gone late today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">so i cut my hair again&#8230; quite dramatically this time. The plan was originally to look like Chris Number 2 from Anti-flag.. however my friend (who was cutting) had different ideas and thus gave me a mohawk&#8230; i thought it was pretty fucking sweet, unfortunatly my school didnt. i was forced to shave it off, so that is the reason that i am now the not-so-proud owner of a shaved head. oh well it grows back i guess&#8230; &#8220;someday i suppose&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">New News! New Band! Me and 4 others have now formed, get ready for it&#8230; an Iron Maiden Tribute band!! yes thats right, we are &#8216;I am Maiden&#8217;!! feel the awesomeness of the situation. Now i can ruin my vocal cords by screeching at the top of my lungs in true Bruce Dickinson\/Blaze Bailey style. i can feel the coolness increase as my hair length decreases.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8220;Jassa number one!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so i cut my hair again&#8230; quite dramatically this time. The plan was originally to look like Chris Number 2 from Anti-flag.. however my friend (who was cutting) had different ideas and thus gave me a mohawk&#8230; i thought it was pretty fucking sweet, unfortunatly my school didnt. i was forced to shave it off, &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9219"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9219\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9220,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9219\/revisions\/9220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}