{"id":9223,"date":"2003-05-08T22:25:28","date_gmt":"2003-05-08T12:25:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9223"},"modified":"2012-10-29T22:25:47","modified_gmt":"2012-10-29T12:25:47","slug":"kinda-numb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9223","title":{"rendered":"Kinda numb"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I started the Hulk Up program today. I guess I need to go and buy some scales now. But as of last week, I was a miserable 66kg.<\/p>\n

So, Giant MegaMass 5000 then. It says you take three generous scoops of powder, three times a day, every day. EVERY DAY. That’s a fucking lot. The reasoning behind taking so much of this shit is that it keeps the super growth hormones and nutrients flowing through your body 24\/7.<\/p>\n

So you can put this powder on anything. I had my first one in milkshake form. But you can garnish this shit on a steak, add it to ice cream or whatever. Since I know how to make like 3 meals, this is seriously going to test my creativity. I am NOT going to have 3 milkshakes every goddam day.<\/p>\n

It’s vanilla flavor. And it makes my body twitchy and numb when I take it. I hope it doesn’t do that every single time. That’d be weird. Hopefully it gets quick results.<\/p>\n

Here’s the novelty section of the post:<\/p>\n

Went to Googlism.com<\/a> and searched for “Edo”. Here’s a selection of what they have to say about me:<\/p>\n

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\nedo is husband to roberta
\nedo is also often involved in the broader realm of community development
\nedo is a brand new candy
\nedo is usually the person responsible for negotiating land sales in the municipality’s industrial park
\nedo is also active in publishing legal factsheets and other specialist pamphlets
\nedo is not responsible for any loss or claim in using the information and services in edo site
\nedo is under contract to lockheed martin to design and develop a high performance
\nedo is actually the same cost or lower
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\nedo is an independent non
\nedo is not currently available on dialog ondisc eric
\nedo is a nice biblical hebrew name
\nedo is indistinguishable from 1\/11
\nedo is calculated by taking the 72nd root of each successive power of 2
\nedo is to ensure that the city’s economic base is strong and producing at maximum levels
\nedo is an open question
\nedo is organized in a variety of ways
\nedo is a knowledge management solutions provider
\nedo is to offer you \u00ad professionals
\nedo is the ancient name for tokyo
\nedo is deleted
\nedo is located on the right just after the hyde park plaza and just before mcdonald’s
\nedo is a big fan of the horror genre himself and reads many of his favourite authors on a regular basis
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\nedo is said to be having the highest number of nigerian prostitutes abroad
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\nedo is expected to receive contracts worth about $1 billion during the life of the f
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\nedo is so firmly rooted that
\nedo is brought to you courtesy of an excellent outside website which has reproductions of edo
\nedo is faster
\nedo is the hottest stuff out right now
\nedo is ontstaan uit de contacten van bruno van de vliet met zijn medestudent abia uit edo
\nedo is inadvertently used<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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