{"id":925,"date":"2009-07-06T21:54:52","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T11:54:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=925"},"modified":"2009-07-06T22:04:52","modified_gmt":"2009-07-06T12:04:52","slug":"twisagreements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=925","title":{"rendered":"Twisagreements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was browsing through my Twitter feed this morning, I noticed that Twitter seems to have become a hotbed for Internet flamewars.<\/p>\n<p>Mike and Sam:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@MikePriest q: does liking the last alkaline trio record even though its not that good make a dedicated fan or a sheep?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@itscozimenglish a: i think technically it makes you a 16 year old girl. with too much make-up. it&#8217;s ok though, i didn&#8217;t mind it either.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@MikePriest your mom wears too much make up. I have alk 3 tattoos. Be carefull what you say.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@MikePriest ahh I love a good twitter fight. I feel like it needs a name. How about twargument? Or twisagreement?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@itscozimenglish haha, i like twisagreement. only i wasn&#8217;t aware we were arguing, so i went to bed. you fight like a dairy farmer! =p<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Chris Jericho and The Miz:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@mikethemiz you&#8217;re gay<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@IAmJericho u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@mikethemiz hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@IAmJericho if u looked this good u would do the same<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@mikethemiz if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@IAmJericho i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@mikethemiz Did he teach u to say &#8220;do u want fries with that?&#8221;&#8230;might come in handy someday.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@IAmJericho it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Tried to surf today but I was worse than a Miz match..<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@IAmJericho i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Just heard Miz&#8217;s match tonight in Adelaide was cancelled due to lack of interest&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>@IAmJericho as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>I&#8217;m glad Miz thinks of me when he&#8217;s taking a dumpski. I think of him when I&#8217;m banging his mum&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was browsing through my Twitter feed this morning, I noticed that Twitter seems to have become a hotbed for Internet flamewars. 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