{"id":9300,"date":"2012-11-07T11:15:50","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T01:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9300"},"modified":"2014-06-02T14:39:20","modified_gmt":"2014-06-02T04:39:20","slug":"u-s-presidential-elections-2012-live-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9300","title":{"rendered":"U.S Presidential Elections 2012: Live Blog"},"content":{"rendered":"

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HURRY UP AND CONCEDE ROMNEY<\/h2>\n

2.52<\/strong><\/p>\n

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2.51<\/strong><\/p>\n

Donald Trump totally delivers on the bitter tears<\/p>\n

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Fox anchors are starting to turn on one another.\u00a0 Karl Rove still reckons Romney is a chance and Megyn Kelly is just laughing at him<\/p>\n

2.50<\/strong><\/p>\n

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SECOND TERM CONFIRMED<\/strong><\/h2>\n

1.55\u00a0 <\/strong>“Panic has set in at Fox News.\u00a0 The news anchors are wondering around in a dazed stupour, touching screens.”<\/p>\n

California and other West Coast votes coming in five.<\/p>\n

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Also, Todd “Legitimate Rape” Akin has lost his seat!<\/p>\n

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1.36\u00a0 <\/strong>Back from lunch and its looking good for Obama.<\/p>\n

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That’s without California’s 55 votes yet to come.\u00a0 Ohio and Florida still remains a toss up.\u00a0 I was switching between channels but now am sticking with Fox News for the meltdown.<\/p>\n

People bailing at Romney HQ…<\/p>\n

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11.39\u00a0 <\/strong>Meanwhile, in Germany…<\/p>\n

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11.37am<\/strong><\/p>\n

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11.30am\u00a0 <\/strong>Goddamn, Florida is toying with us.\u00a0 The lead has changed hands three times in the last thirty minutes.<\/p>\n

Remember, if you’re on Twitter and want to see the Republican’s reaction to the election, check out GOP Tears:\u00a0 https:\/\/twitter.com\/GOP_Tears\/republican-tears<\/a><\/p>\n

Edit:\u00a0 and on Tumblr\u00a0 http:\/\/conservativetears.tumblr.com\/<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Also, there are some people that don’t give a shit about voting entirely.<\/p>\n

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But seriously Florida…don’t let us down.<\/p>\n

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11am\u00a0 <\/strong>Florida is ridiculously close.\u00a0 Obama up by 130k but less than a third of the votes counted.\u00a0 After spending all the pre-show coverage bitching about p0lls, Fox News seems to be calling the results a lot quicker than the other news shows.\u00a0 I’m guessing their heavily reliant on exit polls.<\/p>\n

Obama picks up Illinois and is predicted to take Romney’s home state of Massachusetts.\u00a0 #Awkward.<\/p>\n

\"Virginia<\/p>\n

10.30\u00a0 <\/strong>Mitt picks up all the early votes and races out to a 30-3 lead.\u00a0 Early days, no surprises so far.\u00a0 Although Romney looks to pick up Indiana (11 votes) which voted for Obama in 2008.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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