{"id":9449,"date":"2003-05-03T16:34:51","date_gmt":"2003-05-03T06:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9449"},"modified":"2012-11-20T16:35:35","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T06:35:35","slug":"thats-a-lot-of-drugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9449","title":{"rendered":"Thats a lot of drugs!"},"content":{"rendered":"

After the death of Miss Elizabeth at Lex Luger’s house, police searched his home and arrested him for being in possession of 14 different illegal performance enhancing drugs. FOURTEEN. I seriously don’t think I can name that many. If you’re game, try and list that many in the comments.<\/p>\n

I’m sick. I have the flu. Therefore I think I have completed by circle of bad luck. I said the only thing left of me to be affected is my health. So this is it. After this, its all fun and games.<\/p>\n

At the end of the year, I’m most likely to leave Perth. And while it’s been a pretty crazy year, I think its only going to get wilder and more interesting. And as a finale, a friend of mine has revealed to me that she’s pregnant and would be due to give birth in November\/December. Wow.<\/p>\n

The start of my Hulk Up regiment has been delayed until I get better.<\/p>\n

Enjoy the weekend!<\/p>\n

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Posted by Edo<\/a> @ 12:48 PM AST [Link<\/a>] [2 comments<\/a>]\n

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Miss Elizabeth was the valet to Macho Man Randy Savage in his heyday (around 1987-1992). She was known as The First Lady of Wrestling and got over as a classy lady, unlike current female valets who get over on T and A. So her death from drugs is the equivalent of say, Princess Diana dying from drugs.<\/p>\n

Lex Luger is a huge crappy roided up wrestler who was her boyfriend at the time.<\/p>\n

Posted by Edo @ 05\/05\/2003 11:39 AM AST<\/p>\n

Who’s Miss Elizabeth and Lex Luger?<\/p>\n

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After the death of Miss Elizabeth at Lex Luger’s house, police searched his home and arrested him for being in possession of 14 different illegal performance enhancing drugs. FOURTEEN. I seriously don’t think I can name that many. If you’re game, try and list that many in the comments. I’m sick. I have the flu. …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9449","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9449","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9449"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9449\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9450,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9449\/revisions\/9450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9449"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9449"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9449"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}