{"id":9453,"date":"2003-05-02T16:37:47","date_gmt":"2003-05-02T06:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9453"},"modified":"2012-11-20T16:37:58","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T06:37:58","slug":"weightgain-5000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9453","title":{"rendered":"Weightgain 5000"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I went to see X2 again last night after I was SOLD OUT by Wesley who ratted me out to Mcgee that I went and saw it the first time without her. Hmph.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Anyways, today is an important day. I&#8217;m starting my Hulk Up scheme. After class I&#8217;m going to buy lots of proteiny stuff and eat like a mofo all weekend. I got myself a product called Joe Weider&#8217;s Victory Brand GIANT MEGA MASS 5000. Sounds impressive doesn&#8217;t it? This sweet baby was engineered in the US of A and is my ticket to being a super heavyweight beefcake.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I weighed myself today and I am a pitiful 66kg. My initial aim is to get over 70kg and then hopefully be 80kg in a couple of months. This, coupled with my boxing training should make me in to an unstoppable all-consuming machine.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">EdoHulk: RRRROOOAAARRRR!!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"mailto:edo@spy-magazine.net\">Edo<\/a> @ 11:15 AM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127033008\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000271.html\">Link<\/a>] [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127033008\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000271.html#comments\">2 comments<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 2 comments<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Not for long, sucka!<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Edo @ 05\/02\/2003 07:15 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">he he&#8230; Edo only weighs 1kg more than me!<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Matt @ 05\/02\/2003 04:58 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to see X2 again last night after I was SOLD OUT by Wesley who ratted me out to Mcgee that I went and saw it the first time without her. Hmph. Anyways, today is an important day. I&#8217;m starting my Hulk Up scheme. After class I&#8217;m going to buy lots of proteiny stuff &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9453"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9455,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9453\/revisions\/9455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}