{"id":9461,"date":"2003-04-30T16:39:30","date_gmt":"2003-04-30T06:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9461"},"modified":"2012-11-20T16:39:48","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T06:39:48","slug":"waaah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9461","title":{"rendered":"Waaah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">so many updates today! something must be wrong.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I&#8217;m only updating to say:<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN! &#8230; i dont know yours and Mike&#8217;s number so i cant call to wish you happy birthday so here&#8217;s to you!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\ntake my Karma away! i dare you!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so many updates today! something must be wrong. I&#8217;m only updating to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN! &#8230; i dont know yours and Mike&#8217;s number so i cant call to wish you happy birthday so here&#8217;s to you! take my Karma away! i dare you! out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9461"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9462,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9461\/revisions\/9462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}