{"id":9526,"date":"2003-02-15T17:27:08","date_gmt":"2003-02-15T07:27:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9526"},"modified":"2012-11-20T17:28:20","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T07:28:20","slug":"the-valentines-day-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9526","title":{"rendered":"The Valentines Day Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I got up at midday after dreaming of a motorcycle accident. I went in to town and found out that JB-HI-FI have reduced the price of the X-File Season box sets by 60% (or 100 bucks to you). So I picked up Season 3 as a Valentines Day present to myself. I got a call from my flatmate except he thought my number was someone elses number which shows how often he calls me. Polly called as well. I have a date with her tonight.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Go home and my flatmate is turning on the charm with his girlfriend. He&#8217;s made her dinner, dimmed the lights, crammed all the junk in his room and put on Boyz II Men Greatest Hits. Dear God I got out quick.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Went to the city and picked up Ultimate X-Men: the first 6 issues. Started reading it at the train station. It&#8217;s really good. Polly calls and meets me in the city. I wanted to tell her about the comic except when we sit down for coffee she tells about six sexually explicit stories in a row so it seems inappropriate. We walked passed an IdleWild show on the way home but we don&#8217;t have enough money so we sit outside and listen instead. I gave her a pez dispense as a present and we went home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got up at midday after dreaming of a motorcycle accident. I went in to town and found out that JB-HI-FI have reduced the price of the X-File Season box sets by 60% (or 100 bucks to you). So I picked up Season 3 as a Valentines Day present to myself. I got a call &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9527,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9526\/revisions\/9527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}