{"id":9551,"date":"2003-01-24T17:37:30","date_gmt":"2003-01-24T07:37:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9551"},"modified":"2012-11-20T17:37:54","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T07:37:54","slug":"me-luv-you-long-time-booooy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9551","title":{"rendered":"Me luv you long time booooy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">HAH!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">one week left here&#8230;its quite sad i must admit. Did the usual Gadong, coffee, dinner, driving around thing tonight, and ended up at Lim&#8217;s house. I picked out some porno for marcus to watch, because i like reading the titles of those things&#8230;something wonderfully bad like&#8230;Cock Smokers 3 or Attack of the 50 Foot Pussy. Big plate of what???<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Did NOTHING as usual, i topped up my tan today, got bitten by a fat mosquito, and am fully taking advantage of the fact that for a week i will not face the hustle and bustle that is waiting for me in london. phooey. This update is just merely emphasising the fact that i have NOTHING to do&#8230;and you know what? Its brilliant.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Sam is a fathead. You hear me??? FATHEAAAAAAAD!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAH! one week left here&#8230;its quite sad i must admit. Did the usual Gadong, coffee, dinner, driving around thing tonight, and ended up at Lim&#8217;s house. I picked out some porno for marcus to watch, because i like reading the titles of those things&#8230;something wonderfully bad like&#8230;Cock Smokers 3 or Attack of the 50 Foot &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9552,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9551\/revisions\/9552"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}