{"id":9581,"date":"2002-12-12T17:48:04","date_gmt":"2002-12-12T07:48:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9581"},"modified":"2012-11-20T17:48:27","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T07:48:27","slug":"sausages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9581","title":{"rendered":"Sausages!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Its ohhhh soooo COLD. And rather misty i must say. Man oh man, i cannot wait to fly out to the other side of the hemisphere. I &#8216;ve been filming in the studios all day, takng crap orders from people who are visually retarded. I left early using the dentist thing as an excuse. Only i dont have to go for another&#8230;.3 hours. I feel like a fish in a fish bowl. I&#8217;m sitting by the window of the library, and everyone walking past outside can see me. I&#8217;ve waved like an idiot about three times already. Maybe i should just start shoutng, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BASEBALL around the library so people will think its normal for me.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Tonight, as crap as the weather is, is my student union&#8217;s Xmas party at the uni nightclub. To add to this sexualness, its also an early birthday thing for me. I&#8217;m thinking santa hat, fishnet tights, and lots of tinsle. Apparently, in some University poll, my uni came second in the entire country of wildest Uni&#8217;s. I always thought it was a bit shit to be honest. I think the pictures of the girl-on-girl scenes at the uni night club helped in that poll. I think its somewhere on virginstudent.com<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I want to say a big big hello to ANNA because its always good to hear from old friends. Which is also weird because my old friend Gemma and Neema emailed me this week&#8230;what are the odds of that happening? SO..i&#8217;m gonna big up my old chiz curl massiiiiVVVE&#8230;BO!!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">London is getting to my head.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I&#8217;m going shopping on Saturday for last minute Xmas stuff. Its excellent, becuase it happens to be 1)my birthday and 2) my money day so i cannot wait to spend all that dosh on lovely things.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Pat, i dont think you were aware of your grunts&#8230;but they were there.<br \/>\nDont worry, it added character.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHES!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Angela @ 10:22 PM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127043148\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000189.html\">Link<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 2 comments<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">&#8230;i mean, &#8220;belated&#8221;..<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by anna @ 12\/15\/2002 01:30 PM AST<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">woooh! hey angela! \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nHappy 20th Birthday!!!<br \/>\nChiz Curls..? darn, I miss those!! :p<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127043148\/http:\/\/spaced-in.com\/annings\" target=\"new\">anna<\/a> @ 12\/15\/2002 01:28 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Its ohhhh soooo COLD. And rather misty i must say. Man oh man, i cannot wait to fly out to the other side of the hemisphere. I &#8216;ve been filming in the studios all day, takng crap orders from people who are visually retarded. I left early using the dentist thing as an excuse. 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