{"id":9585,"date":"2002-12-11T17:49:25","date_gmt":"2002-12-11T07:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9585"},"modified":"2012-11-20T17:49:56","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T07:49:56","slug":"transform","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9585","title":{"rendered":"Transform!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">So here i state my claim&#8230; tommorow my hair is going blue. There i&#8217;ve said it! so noone on this site can now decided to dye their hair blue! Buhahah!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I have a massive ass Christmas ball thingy tommorow.. it makes it all better that i&#8217;m going with someone who is freakishly hot, this on top of the fact that mty girlfriend dumped me earlier this week&#8230; alllright! Got my sexual looking tux today, complete with blue accessories, hence the blue hair. In actual fact, the sexual black tux that i was talking of was not my first choice. My first choice was actually planned to be the bright yellow that was worn in &#8216;THE MASK&#8217;&#8230; but alas, nothing of the sort could be found where i live.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I was in the paper today! it was so because i was recently in a stage production of &#8216;Joseph and the amazing technicoloured dreamcoat&#8217;&#8230; in actual fact, i was the second main character and had to sign a couple of solo&#8217;s to over 2000 people. but i guess thats a minor thing. The main point is that I WAS IN THE PAPER!! coolness!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Anyway enough of this gay banter. next time i update i&#8217;ll be in brunei&#8230; classic!<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So here i state my claim&#8230; tommorow my hair is going blue. There i&#8217;ve said it! so noone on this site can now decided to dye their hair blue! Buhahah! I have a massive ass Christmas ball thingy tommorow.. it makes it all better that i&#8217;m going with someone who is freakishly hot, this on &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":14,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/14"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9586,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9585\/revisions\/9586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}