{"id":9605,"date":"2002-11-11T17:56:47","date_gmt":"2002-11-11T07:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9605"},"modified":"2012-11-20T17:57:26","modified_gmt":"2012-11-20T07:57:26","slug":"i-want-to-be-a-spy-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9605","title":{"rendered":"I want to be a spy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">H<br \/>\nE<br \/>\nL<br \/>\nP<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\nI want a break. I need a break. I hate work. Give me a holiday any day.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I cant think of anything to say. Did i tell anyone about the time the police stopped me and my housemate one night? i think i did. Hmmm&#8230;i saw Woody Harelson the other day. And that girl from Model Behaviour. The one that got kicked out.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">My braces came off. Slippery goodness. I got given free swirly condoms. Universities like giving away free condoms. They look funny.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Dont eat chicken wings. Boycott Topshop, they employ slave labour. Be good to your mother. Watch a Disney film, like Peter Pan. There was a meteor shower last nite. Take a picture of everyone you know.<br \/>\nFart in the bath tub, you know its funny.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I&#8217;m out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H E L P I want a break. I need a break. I hate work. Give me a holiday any day. I cant think of anything to say. Did i tell anyone about the time the police stopped me and my housemate one night? i think i did. Hmmm&#8230;i saw Woody Harelson the other day. &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9605"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9605\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9606,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9605\/revisions\/9606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}