{"id":9686,"date":"2002-10-22T13:54:40","date_gmt":"2002-10-22T03:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9686"},"modified":"2014-05-11T14:55:04","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T04:55:04","slug":"whos-afraid-of-the-big-bad-wolf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9686","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I&#8217;m annoyed. I have no one to rant to about it either. I&#8217;m broke too.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Why do men feel the obligation to invade one&#8217;s privacy, and be total hypocrites? I could get all cryptic and write something like i hate you, you little bitch, go and die slowly. But i won&#8217;t. Man, i let people walk all over me. I need some happy thoughts. Gimme some luvvin&#8217;. Vinnie Jones is releasing an album next month, covering old soul hits. I heard him on some breakfast show. The man should not show any emotion, it&#8217;s ruining his reputation.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I was gonna be good today and sit my arse in the library and do some work, but apparently we&#8217;re all fed up and are gonna head to Pizza Hut instead. Alritey then. Maybe its the lack of nicotine in my blood system lately, but without my cancer sticks i notice that people are alot more irritating than normal. I spy some rude boys in the house. heehee&#8230;whagwan? (whats going on) as they say&#8230;.psh<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I bought Good Morning Vietnam on video. Robin Williams looks like my dad. DADDY!! i miss my daddy!! someone send me home!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m annoyed. I have no one to rant to about it either. I&#8217;m broke too. Why do men feel the obligation to invade one&#8217;s privacy, and be total hypocrites? I could get all cryptic and write something like i hate you, you little bitch, go and die slowly. But i won&#8217;t. Man, i let people &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":14583,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9686"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14632,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9686\/revisions\/14632"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}