{"id":9725,"date":"2002-09-24T14:06:16","date_gmt":"2002-09-24T04:06:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9725"},"modified":"2012-11-26T14:06:34","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T04:06:34","slug":"psychosomatic-addict","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9725","title":{"rendered":"Psychosomatic Addict"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I grabbed a round container in the cafeteria, hoping to get some bland fried rice into my system before my lowering blood sugar levels did my body irreparable harm. I felt nauseated, and I noticed that my hands were shaking. I rebuked myself mentally, and tried to stop the trembling, hoping that no one else had noticed my lack of control.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I&#8217;d never been in this state before. Many times I had gone without breakfast in the morning, but I&#8217;d usually get something to eat at university about an hour later. This morning, I was a wreck. I didn&#8217;t look like it, but inside I was being consumed by a poison that infiltrated my cells, corrupting them and setting them on fire.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I felt a little better, but no less ill after spooning the rice and assorted vegetables down my throat. I found it hard to concentrate for any extended period of time. With a weary sigh of resignation, partly because I had a suspicion as to the likely cause for my affliction, I went back to the cafeteria and bought a Lift Plus. The thick, icy cold liquid washed down my throat like a cleansing elixir. As it entered my system, the fire in my cells was put out, and there was a warm chemical rush of endorphins.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">I had just suffered from caffeine withdrawal, and it felt like a really bad alcoholic hangover. Despite never having been physically dependent on a chemical substance before in my life, university has turned me into a caffeine addict.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Dan @ 04:20 PM AST [<a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127033135\/http:\/\/www.spy-magazine.net\/blog\/archives\/00000146.html\">Link<\/a>]\n<p><a name=\"comments\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\"><strong>Replies: 1 Comment<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Umm&#8230;what do those words mean?<\/p>\n<p align=\"RIGHT\">Posted by Allison @ 07\/04\/2003 05:10 PM AST<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I grabbed a round container in the cafeteria, hoping to get some bland fried rice into my system before my lowering blood sugar levels did my body irreparable harm. I felt nauseated, and I noticed that my hands were shaking. I rebuked myself mentally, and tried to stop the trembling, hoping that no one else &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9726,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9725\/revisions\/9726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}