{"id":9753,"date":"2002-09-08T14:15:03","date_gmt":"2002-09-08T04:15:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9753"},"modified":"2012-11-26T14:15:26","modified_gmt":"2012-11-26T04:15:26","slug":"the-power-of-iron-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9753","title":{"rendered":"The power of Iron Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">so&#8230;i has gots me a job! woohoo! it&#8217;s only for three months at the moment&#8230;but at least it&#8217;ll keep the money coming in. $16\/h &#8211; 8 hours a day &#8211; 5 days a week. and what is this job you may ask? well, you know when you&#8217;ve just had a long hard day at YOUR job, and you sit down to a nice relaxing meal with your family. you&#8217;re about to put that first forkfull of tasty steak into your mouth and all of a sudden the phone rings&#8230;i&#8217;m the bastard on the other end of the line&#8230;telling you about Telstras new STD rates that you should be changing to NOW! BWAHAHAHAHAH. i am so gonna love this. plus i&#8217;ll be able to finally buy that <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20041127035016\/http:\/\/www.flamingcarrot.com\/FC\/ForSale\/flamstat.jpg\">Flaming Carrot<\/a> statue that stares at me every time i walk into my LCS. you know. he was actually the original Mystery Man. i wonder why they left him out of the movie.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">anyways, i have to go sort out the last bits of my visa today so as i am actually able to stay in the country after the end of september.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so&#8230;i has gots me a job! woohoo! it&#8217;s only for three months at the moment&#8230;but at least it&#8217;ll keep the money coming in. $16\/h &#8211; 8 hours a day &#8211; 5 days a week. and what is this job you may ask? well, you know when you&#8217;ve just had a long hard day at YOUR &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9754,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9753\/revisions\/9754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}