{"id":9985,"date":"2013-01-15T09:12:03","date_gmt":"2013-01-14T23:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9985"},"modified":"2014-05-12T19:31:53","modified_gmt":"2014-05-12T09:31:53","slug":"tv-show-round-up-survivor-fans-vs-goats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.thefatwebsite.com\/?p=9985","title":{"rendered":"TV Show Round Up: Survivor: Fans vs Goats"},"content":{"rendered":"

Survivor:\u00a0 Caramoan<\/strong><\/h2>\n

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The 26th season of Survivor<\/em> starts in February and the cast has now been fully revealed.\u00a0 They’re doing a repeat of the Fans vs Favourites<\/em> set up.\u00a0 Well, officially, they are.\u00a0 In actuality, we seem to be getting Fans vs Goats<\/em>.<\/p>\n

‘Goats’ in Survivor are the contestants that are so terrible\/unlikable\/mentally-unhinged that a smart, dominant player purposefully doesn’t vote them out and brings them to the end game as they will be easy to beat in the final.\u00a0 Survivor: Caramoan<\/em> is full of goats.\u00a0 There is the return of Phillip, the ‘CIA agent’ who spent his season walking around in pink y-fronts yelling at women.\u00a0 I remember no one believed him when he talked about his alleged occupation (including the production team) so the graphic they would put on the screen when he gave interviews would say ‘Phillip, CIA Agent????’.<\/p>\n

The season also includes the return of Something Awful goon John Cochran, the first ever returning contestant who got voted off in the first round and Brandon Hantz, Russell Hantz’s psychotic, misogynistic and fundamentalist Christian nephew.\u00a0 Oh, and that Erik the Ice Cream Scooper guy who probably made the dumbest move in the history of the game when he gave away his immunity idol to someone else at the Final Five stage (he got voted out that night).<\/p>\n

The rest of the cast is a mix of Iraq War veterans, firefighters and super hot women whose feats including conquering mountains, being championship-winning race car drivers and being academic genuises.<\/p>\n

Last season of Survivor<\/em> was absolutely amazing and one of the most hard fought contests in the history of the show.\u00a0 This season, Jeff Probst claims, is even better.\u00a0 We’ll see.<\/p>\n

The show starts in a months time on February 13th<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

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Allie Pohevitz<\/strong><\/p>\n

Current Residence:<\/strong> Oceanside, N.Y.
\nOccupation:<\/strong> Bartender
\nPet Peeves:<\/strong> I hate dirty people. I don\u2019t mind if you are messy and leave clothes or papers around but if you drop food, clean it up. If you use a cup, wash it out. If you go to the bathroom, wash your hands! I also get annoyed with people who can\u2019t keep their stories straight. I don\u2019t even mind if you lie to me, just keep track of your lies, you fool.<\/strong>
\nIf You Could Have 3 Things on The Island What Would They Be and Why?<\/strong>
\n1) Eyeliner \u2013 so I could be prettier than I already am. 2) Hair detangle. 3) Crest white strips (see a theme?)<\/p>\n

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Hope Driskill<\/strong><\/p>\n

Current Residence:<\/strong> Jefferson City, Mo.
\nOccupation:<\/strong> Pre Law Student
\nPersonal Claim to Fame:<\/strong> Graduating summa cum laude and with general honors from the University of Missouri in May of 2012.<\/p>\n

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Sherri Biethman<\/strong><\/p>\n

Current Residence:<\/strong> Boise, Idaho
\nOccupation:<\/strong> Fast Food Franchisee
\nPersonal Claim to Fame:<\/strong> Finding the right diagnosis for my autistic son (Wait…what?<\/em>)<\/p>\n

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Laura Alexander<\/strong><\/p>\n

Current Residence:<\/strong> Washington, D.C.
\nOccupation:<\/strong> Administrative Officer
\nPersonal Claim to Fame:<\/strong> I am most proud of climbing Mt. Toubkal, the highest peak in North Africa.<\/p>\n

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Andrea Boehlke<\/strong><\/p>\n

Previous Season:<\/strong> Survivor: Redemption Island \u2013 13th castaway voted out\/ 8th Jury Member
\nCurrent Residence:<\/strong> New York, N.Y.
\nOccupation:<\/strong> Entertainment Host and Writer
\nPersonal Claim to Fame:<\/strong> Moving to New York from Wisconsin on a whim and I\u2019m still here!<\/p>\n

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Brenda Lowe<\/strong><\/p>\n

Previous Season:<\/strong> Survivor: Nicaragua \u2013 11th castaway voted out\/3rd Jury Member
\nCurrent Residence:<\/strong> Miami, Fla.
\nOccupation:<\/strong> Paddleboard Co. Owner<\/p>\n

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Phillip Shepard<\/strong><\/p>\n

Previous Season:<\/strong> Survivor: Redemption Island \u2013 Made it to the final 3
\nCurrent Residence:<\/strong> Santa Monica, Calif.
\nOccupation:<\/strong> Chief Executive Officer of Enter Software Sales
\nPersonal Claim to Fame:<\/strong> Having served as a soldier in the U.S Army and being a Special Agent.<\/p>\n

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John Cochran<\/strong><\/p>\n

Previous Season:<\/strong> Survivor: South Pacific \u2013 13th castaway voted out\/5th Jury Member
\nCurrent Residence:<\/strong> Washington, D.C.
\nOccupation:<\/strong> Harvard Law Student, Goon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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