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Its Aliens meets Die Hard meets Percy Montgomery.
Read More »Bruno
This film contains champagne bottles. This review contains references to 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Read More »Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
I hear an important character dies in this film. Name starts with 'D'. Rhymes with 'umbledore'.
Read More »In The Loop
When America and Britain want to go war in the Middle East, what happens behind the scenes?
Read More »Alien [1982]
In space, no one can hear you scream
Read More »The Wrestler
We're men, we're men in tights...
Read More »Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus
Shark versus Octopus in a battle for the ages. Well, not really.
Read More »Star Trek
A review of the long-delayed reboot of the Star Trek franchise from JJ Abrams
Read More »Watchmen
Watchmen is Zach Snyder’s film adaptation of the popular Alan Moore graphic novel of the same name. Moore’s comic books in recent years have become a popular source for Hollywood adaptations with varying results. From Hell and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen were of questionable quality but V For Vendetta was a much better effort. Moore himself has rather notably removed ...
Read More »Angels and Demons
Tom Hanks goes jogging. Stuff happens!
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